BAD SMELL - by Ilana
Something's stinking and I don't know what
I always feel the need to wave my farts from you
Is it me or you who smelt it dealt it
I tell myself I'll show you what they're made of
Scrambled eggs and many baked beans
Don't want's to make you faint
But I really can't complain
'Cause my farts turn you to jelly
I think my heart is connected to my fart
And I don't know where to aim
What can I do?
I don't wanna fart on you

Bad smell, grunt at 6, can force a grown man to feel so sick,
Ate too many curry's today, stomach's not happy when I eat this way,
Bad smell, grunt at 6, can force a grown man to feel so sick,
Ate too many curry's today, stomach's not happy, it's not happy...

Shat my pants and I can't sit down
Chair falls apart everytime I put my ass on it
What happens now I need a change of knickers
Southpark fans here's Mr Hanky for you
Can't bring myself to "Howdy Hoo!"
I don't want to make you faint
But I really can't complain
'Cause my farts turn you to jelly
I think my heart is connected to my fart
And I don't know where to aim
What can I do?
I don't wanna fart on you

Bad smell, grunt at 6, can force a grown man to feel so sick,
Ate too many curry's today, stomach's not happy when I eat this way,
Bad smell, grunt at 6, can force a grown man to feel so sick,
Ate too many curry's today, stomach's not happy, it's not happy this way..

I don't want to make you faint
But I really can't complain
'Cause my farts turn you to jelly
I think my heart is connected to my fart
And I don't know where to aim
What can I do?
I don't wanna fart on you

Bad smell, grunt at 6, can force a grown man to feel so sick,
Ate too many curry's today, stomach's not happy when I eat this way,
Bad smell, grunt at 6, can force a grown man to feel so sick,
Ate too many curry's today, stomach's not happy, it's not happy...

Bad smell, grunt at 6, can force a grown man to feel so sick,
Ate too many curry's today, stomach's not happy when I eat this way,
Bad smell, grunt at 6, can force a grown man to feel so sick,
Ate too many curry's today, stomach's not happy, it's not happy...

© Ilana Stone 2000 1