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DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU READ HERE

It’s all shit I made up to piss you off. (Love ya, mom!)

If you really wanna know more about me (stalker!) then read one of these surveys I get every week and I have to fill out or else I die:

This is one of the very few cool surveys. It has questions that I've never seen on most surveys before. It's divided into 4 SHORT sections, and is numbered backwards so you know how long until you're done with it.

26. What's your middle name? Trenton.

25. Do you have an e-mail address? Yes, yes I do.

24. What is the total sum of your phone number? 40.

23. Have you read Hamlet? To read or not to read--that is the question.

-- SOME MUSICAL QUESTIONS FOR YOU --

22. Where & when did you buy your latest CD, and what was it? Dave Matthew’s Band: “Everyday”

21. What's the best track on that CD? "I Did It”, “Dreams of Our Fathers”, “So Right”, “Everyday”.

20. Have you ever danced to a Backstreet Boys song? They are The Ones that Shaped My Heart and gave The Call to Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely. Everybody is Larger Than Life, and I Want it That Way, okay?

19. What do you think about that new Matchbox Twenty song? It totally kicks ass, but it’s time for a new song—there’s lots of great ones from their new CD.

18. Do you miss The Beat @ 107.5? Yes, I have no radio station to listen to now.

17. Can you play any musical instruments? I've been accused of playing piano, smashing my guitars, and trying to play trombone in the 6th grade. I'm no good at any of it. That's why I sing! J

16. Have you ever written a song for a guy/girl (and then sang it for them)? Yeah, I did.

-- ah... how ROMANTIC! --

15. Do I, the sender, turn you on? Oh yeah 8=======>

14. Do you think you turn me on? maybe

13. Would you ever kiss/date/have sex with the sender? maybe

12. Please??? ok! :)

11. If you were offered $1,000,000 to fuck a member of the same sex, would you? I don't know, that's A LOT of money...

10. Have you ever dated your cousin? Both my cousins are male!

9. Tell the sender something he/she doesn't know about your love life: I don't have a love life!

-- OTHER SHIT --

8. What's the last movie you rented? Road Trip (well, I watched it on the Net)

7. Does the number 42 have any significance in your life? Yeah! 42 is the answer!

6. Do you/have you ever owned a Mickey Mouse poster? Nope.

5. Have you ever consumed either alcohol or drugs? Does asprin count? What about vodka or pot?

4. Have you ever eaten Papa John's pizza? Eat it? I live and breathe it!

3. ...and how did he feel about that? He didn't like that at all.

2. How can you tell it's time to fill the gas tank? When it's been on "EMPTY" for about a week.

1. What do you think the last question should be? "Wanna screw?"

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. HAVE A NICE DAY!! :)

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Last updated March 1, 2001.

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