Here are some funny txt msgs I have found and been sent. If you have any funny txt msgs, you can submit them to mad-moose. Please visit the Submit Content page.
1.)
Dis cat is cat a cat good cat way to cat amuse an cat idiot.
now read this msg without usin da word cat.
2.)
how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
tell you later!
3.)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?
4.)
Sweet, Cute, Adorable, One in a million, Sexy, Stunning, Hot, Gorgeous, Good-Looking, Fit... Enough about ME! How about you?
Submitted By: Candy
5.)
At 1st a little Nibble, Then a slow Lick & then a sensous Suck...
CADBURY'S CREAM EGG! "HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS"?
6.)
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. I have obviously sent it to the wrong number. I am truly sorry for the inconvenience
