::Yo Mamma Jokes::
Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
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Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
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Yo momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
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Yo momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
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Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
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Yo momma's so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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Yo momma's so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
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Yo mama so fat,
that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
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Yo momma's so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
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Yo mama' so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
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Yo momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
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Yo momma's so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
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Yo momma's so fat,
the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
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Yo momma's so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
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Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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Yo momma's so fat,
instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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Yo momma's so fat,
when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
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Yo momma's so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
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Yo momma's so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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Yo momma's so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall!
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Yo momma's so fat,
her picture takes two frames.
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Yo momma's so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifegaurd !
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