It started of like a normal night. Everyone was drinking and having fun. Doug, (once again drunk as a muthafuka!) once again stated he could set himself on fire and not get burnt. But, on this night, instead of lighting his crotch on fire, he decided to light his bare arm. I do not remember who was there that night other than me, Doug, and Joel. Anyways, Doug spread the flamable substanes all over his arm, and proceeded to light that shizz on fire. It was the usual mind-boggling stunt with the usual reaction. Everyone there was stunned and shocked to see Doug's arm on fire, and seeing Doug react as though it was nothing at all assured them that: though his arm was aflame, he felt no pain.
Suddenly, seeing the trick was relatively over, he went to the bathroom to put out his "fire-arm". out. (or so he thought.) He came back out into the hallway and started talking to Joel. Joel, as he was talking to Doug, noticed something wasn't quite right. He looked down at Doug's arm and informed him that he had failed to douse the flames! Doug looked down at his arms and realized Joel was right. His arm wasn't burning off the fumes of some alcohol-filled cologne or aftershave, his arm was just BURNNING! Luckily, Joel was holding a glass of water (as opposed to beer, for some reason) and threw it on Doug's flaming apendage. The fire went out, and Doug never really noticed the difference,....until the next morning.
Story has it his mom came into his room to wake him up. hungover as he was, (as I'm sure most of us are after a long night of drinking at 8A,) she noticed the horrible marks on his arm. She asked him about it, and he brushed it off as nothing serious. Until he came into work the next day.... I asked him about the "Fire-arm", and he showed me the scars of his flaming arm. I was shocked, and he was hurting. But, I suppose, it was only a matter of time before someone left my place with an emotional or physical scar from Bello's Place, Aparment 8A.
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