December 14 1997:
"The most dangerous thing I've wanted to try, but was too afraid to was _____"
detaching that little "do not remove" tag from my pillow.
-- by ska|ar (8 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by cahaya)
December 18 1997:
"I broke a window in my home by accident, then blamed it on _____."
Bill Gates. He screws up all the windows.
-- by em (8 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by Pac)
December 19 1997:
"If I cast myself as my favorite Disney character, I'd probably be _____"
institutionalized.
-- by ^LabRat^ (6 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by em)
December 28 1997:
"In the morning when I wake up, I usually like to start my day off by _____"
lifting my head off of the keyboard and rebooting.
-- by Wildweed (7 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by em)
January 22 1998:
"I was at the crowded mall and had a great urge to spend all my money. I then _____"
dropped my quarter in a gumball machine.
-- by CopprMane(8 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by ska|ar)
April 26 1998:
"I dated a dermatologist, but....."
he got under my skin
-- by Snixxie (7 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by SunnieD)
May 29 1998:
"My personal coffee cup is easily recognizable because _____"
it's been half-eaten away by the tequila
-- by Parrot(8 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by raboo)
June 1998:
"NASA kept secret the most astounding finding of the Pioneer Mars
mission. They discovered that _____"
if you mix Tang with beef stew you'll get
dysentery.
-- by Muppet (7 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by DeuxSox)
June 1998:
"One wish I had that I'm glad didn't come true was _____"
the New Kids on the Block reunion tour
-- by khameleon (7 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by DeuxSox)
June 1998:
"I stepped up to the microphone, took a deep breath, and realized _____"
this was a speech competition, not a wet t-shirt
competition!
-- by happie'(7 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by GdsMstke)
August 17 1998:
"My personal romantic life is best compared to _____"
Halley's Comet
-- by grub (5 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by DEADelvis)
October 21 1998:
"I lost my fifty dollars!! Now I can't buy _____."
a coke at the airport.
-- by samoyed (6 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by cahaya)
November 1 1998:
"Why is it I always get stuck with _____."
The weird chicken piece that's really the butt?
-- by Quirky (6 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by JAC)
November 5 1998:
"_____ is the most useless item ever invented."
An ashtray on a motorbike
-- by Lambchop (10 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib submitted by stora)
February 28 1999:
"Have you ever wondered why _____"
you need
3 people to play madlib -- by freak_on_leash (5 votes)
(Hall of fame
madlib submitted by cahaya)
February 28 1999:
"If I had a sign hung around my neck, it would say:
_____"
This Man Caused Thousands of Hours of
Non-Productivity -- by cahaya (6 votes)
(Hall of fame madlib
submitted by JAC)
March 13 1999:
"They named a street after me! It's called ______
"
BROADway *groan* -- by JAC (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame
madlib submitted by `happie)
March 17 1999:
"_____ is guaranteed to make you smile"
An
overzealous facelift -- by SldMySoul (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib
submitted by JAC)
March 17 1999:
"I got really dizzy after trying _____"
to slow
down the ceiling fan -- by stora (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib
submitted by Itssofun)
March 21 1999:
"Our new friends seem to have taken to _____ like ducks to
water"
consuming beer -- by _kitten_ (5 votes)
(Hall of
Fame madlib submitted by happie`)
March 25 1999:
"Sometimes I puzzle over _____"
how to use the
can opener -- by cahaya (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by
happie`)
March 28, 1999:
"Shane thought he was _____ until Jane gave him the
push."
a safe distance from the edge of the cliff -- by
ItsMe (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by happie`)
April 1, 1999:
"Out of the frying pan, _____"
through the gums,
look out stomach, here it comes! --- by laura-ny (4 votes)
(Hall of
Fame madlib submitted by Sharon_eh)
April 17, 1999:
"My kid missed curfew again. I didn't believe
_____"
his bigwheel had broken down on I-96 --- by Syxxer (6
votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Wildweed)
April 18, 1999:
"I wanted to learn sign language because
_____"
I really wanted to talk to the street signs.
---
by Wakky (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by _kitten_)
April 18, 1999:
"I never wanted to _____ until I met you."
join
the Witness Protection Program
--- by Wakky (6 votes)
(Hall of
Fame madlib submitted by _kitten_)
April 21, 1999:
"At recess time, the kindergarten teachers were shocked
when they saw the kids _____"
playing craps by the bathroom
stalls
--- by _kitten_ (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib Submitted
by JAC)
April 21, 1999:
"Since they needed a new Spice Girl, they
_____"
hired the Queen Mother and called her "Old
Spice"
--- by succubus (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted
by Red_)
May 2, 1999:
"How come everyone always knows _____ before I
do"
what I did last night
--- by Snackbar (6
votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by JAC)
May 15, 1999:
"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel
_____"
like chicken tonite like chicken tonite..... chicken
tonite!!
--- by BJ_ (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by
SunnieD)
May 28, 1999:
"Easy there, son! You're going to give yourself _____ if you
don't calm down."
a black eye --- by SunnieD (5
votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by Stora)
May 30,1999:
"The old hand buzzer trick is old. Instead, I play a good
joke by _____"
putting dead batteries in the remote control
--- by Stora (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by SunnieD)
June 5, 1999:
"Never laugh in the face of _____"
someone
shaking a ketchup bottle --- by Stora (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib
submitted by Leezhurd)
June 10, 1999:
"Go ahead, make my _____"
husband disappear...I
dare you!!! --- by Opall (7 votes)
(Hall of Fame submitted by
JustRose)
July 6, 1999:
"Said one ant to the other ant: _____"
ant you
something special --- by JJetson (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame submitted
by Cahaya)
July 7, 1999:
"What this country needs is a good _____"
and
longer weekend --- by uncle_ken (5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib
submitted by Stora)
July 27, 1999:
"When men invented glass, women invented
_____"
windex --- by yt (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib
submitted by JAC)
August 3,1999:
"If you're afraid of _____, don't marry"
Girdles
drying on your lawnmower handle. --- by illiterat (6 votes)
(Hall
of Fame madlib submitted by JillieAnn)
August 20, 1999:
"Did you ask my permission before you
_____"
asked his? --- by Jessika (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame
madlib submitted by NukinFutz)
October 3, 1999:
"Men are always willing to _____ that which bores
them."
divorce --- by O'Hayden (7 votes)
(Hallof Fame
madlib submitted by Julsaa)
November 17, 1999:
"When the phone rang at 3:00am, it was _____"
the last thing the phone ever did --- by elRobbo (6
votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by O'Hayden)
November 20, 1999:
"A well-balanced breakfast is _____"
a pig
on a tight rope--- by Pixie (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted
by Jessika-)
December 4, 1999:
"Mom keeps bugging me just because _____"
I
keep on Raiding the pantry--- by Wilbert5 (6 votes)
(Hall of Fame
madlib submitted by PizzaHutt)
December 22, 1999:
"If you want your hardware to work without a glitch,
_____"
read The Glitch Who Stole Christmas ---by AJJJ (5
votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by PizzaHutt)
December 22, 1999:
"My favorite thing about Unix is _____"
that it's worth 13 points in scrabble --- by AJJJ (5
votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by PizzaHutt)
December 28, 1999:
"You'll laugh on the other side of your face when you
_____"
have your portrait done by Picasso --- by SldMySoul
(5 votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by LadyJAC)
December 28, 1999:
"I've had this great brainwave for making money! I'm
going to _____"
sell my kidneys on EBAY --- by Peggers (6
votes)
(Hall of Fame madlib submitted by PizzaHutt)
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