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<a HREF="http://www.punchbaby.com/program_CoolGames.htm" TARGET=_blank>PUNCH BABY</a></b><br>
<i>Silly Games and World Famous Video Clips </i><br>
<a href="http://www.punchbaby.com/program_CoolGames.htm">Worth A Visit!</a>
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Sextris!</a></b><br>
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It's Tetris but with naked bodies. <br> Must be 21 to view this site!
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.astrology.msn.com/thirdeye/dream" TARGET=_self>Interpret Your Dreams</a></b><br>
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Find out what <i>Strange</i> Things your subconscious is trying to tell you.<br>Your Dream interpretation is based on <i>Keywords</i> you mention,So be specific!
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<td><b><a HREF="http://www.sharkattacks.com/" TARGET=_self>Shark Attacks.com </a></b><br>
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Information on the blood thirsty beasts plus a gruesome victims gallery,and the latest attack stories!<br>
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These are undoctored photos of the true mastermind<br> behind the Sept. 11th Terrorist attacks on our nation..<br> You must see it to believe it!!
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.worstcasescenarios.com/" TARGET=_self>Worstcase Scenarios</a></b><br>
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This site Teaches step-by-step Disaster survival.<br>You can learn Techniques that are useful,and well thought out,<br>to survive what befalls you.
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://passionup.com/fun/fun128.htm" TARGET=_self>Learn About Past Lives</a></b><br>
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Type in your date of birth and learn all about your past life and how it effects you today. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.nonags.com./index.html" TARGET=_self>The Best Free Downloads on the Planet!</a></b><br>
<i><font color="#FF0000">NONAGS</i></font><br>
This is the only site you'll need to grab some of the best<br> free shareware/freeware available from around the globe! Easy to search by catagory and application..<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.thejerkyboys.com/olgame.html" TARGET=_self>Jerky Boys Battleship!</a></b><br>
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Play the Jerky Boys in Battleship! It's actully an Internet version of the classic board game.<br>And when you sink their boats the Jerky Boys<br> will give you an ear full as only they can.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.petrix.com/magic/" TARGET=_self>Can Computers Read Your Mind?</a></b><br>
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A brain teaser that will mess with your mind!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.jailbabes.com/" TARGET=_self>Jail Babes Lookin' for love!</a></b><br>
<i></i>
View personals from actual inmates looking for love!<br> Check out pictures,likes and dislikes. Pick an inmate/girl and contact her.<br> You can search by age, state and race.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.behindthename.com/" TARGET=_self>Decode Names</a></b> <br>
<i></i>
This site has cataloged thousands of names.<br>Find out what your name really means!
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.yippee.net/" TARGET=_self>Free Downloads!</a></b><br>
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You'll find everything from Lava Lamps to MP3 players to a useful program that<br> scans your hard drive for any useless files.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.tapetradernetwork.com/search.asp" TARGET=_self>Trade A Bootleg Tape!</a></b><br>
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This site caters to those who may have inadvertantly snuck tape recorders <br>into concerts over the years. Enter what tapes you have and find tapes to trade.<br>DeadHeads will do well here,2000+ in that catagory alone. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.users.qwest.net/~pstroot/dance/" TARGET=_self>I Can Dance If I Want To!</a></b><br>
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Control the legs, ass and arms of this dancing moron. <br> You also can control the music and settings.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.eruptor.com/" TARGET=_self>Porta Pam!</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Its the Virtual Version of Pam Anderson for your Palm Pilot or Handspring computer. <br> Enjoy her for 48 hours for free or you can own her. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.nakednews.com/" TARGET=_self>Naked News!</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Its CNN but better! Professional female news anchors get naked while reading you the news. Very Cool!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.circusx.com/games/ultimate_dodgeball.html" TARGET=_self>Ultimate Dodgeball!</a></b><br>
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Just like you use to play in elementry school. The object of the game is to smack your opponent with the ball. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.elbocam.com/" TARGET=_self>Florida Webcam!</a></b><br>
<i></i>Live from the Elbo Room in Ft. Lauderdale on A1A next to the ocean ,a live webcam. <br>Check out the bikini page too!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.celebritymorgue.com/" TARGET=_self>Dead Celebrities!</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Direct from the local morgue comes pictures of your favorite dead celebrities!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.justatip.com/" TARGET=_self>Just A Tip!</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Send free anonymous e-mail to co-workers and let them know that their hygiene, <br>appearance or habits are rather annoying.<br>
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Beware!! This site will produce words that even Drunken Sailors don't use<br>Enter a website address and it is transformed into instant Porn.<br>This site could get you Fired!!!!<br>Http://www.pornolize.com -From Sweden of all places!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.gamingdepot.com/" TARGET=_self>Gaming Depot!</a></b><br>
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Hundreds of games to download, including arcade classics,<br>action and
even some racey stuff!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.goofball.com/media/index2.html" TARGET=_blank>Waaaaaaaaasaaaaaaabi</a></b><br>
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Audio file of the latest Budweiser commercial<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.uglypeople.com/" TARGET=_self>Ugly People</a></b><br>
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A mean spirited site that posts pictures of<br> really ugly men and woman. <br>Read the disclaimer, very funny.
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</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.neoplanet.com/" TARGET=_blank>Free Skins!</a></b><br>
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Update your browser with a new skin. Over 400 to choose from.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.dc8p.com/main.html" TARGET=_blank>Celebrity Spank and Slap</a></b><br>
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Games like "Pooh on Pam Anderson Head" with more celebrities. <br>Check out the Nude Celebrity Apple Game. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.lyrics.com/" TARGET=_self>Lyric Database</a></b><br>
<i></i>Find lyrics to thousands of songs <br>from your favorite bands and artists.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.darwinawards.com/" TARGET=_self>The Darwin Awards</a></b><br>
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True stories about stupid people making sometimes deadly mistakes!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.flashmountain.com/spl.html" TARGET=_self>Flash Mountain</a></b><br>
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Check out Girls flashing the security cameras at Disney World<br> and other family theme parks!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.rumor.net/sleazetest/index.html" TARGET=_self>The Sleaze Test!</a></b><br>
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How sleazy are you? Take this simple test and learn the answer.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/6789" TARGET=_self>Net-Oholics Anonymous</a></b><br>
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Lots of links for you to waste your time at!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://sabgames.com/arcade/wave.html" TARGET=_self>Surfs Up!</a></b><br>
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Hang ten! Shoot the Tube! Visit the Green room! <br>This is like real surfing on the net. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.joecartoon.com/buddies/chaos" TARGET=_self>Napster Bad!! Metallica Speaks!</a></b><br>
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Lars and James speak out about Napster <br> This is VERY funny!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.callwave.com/" TARGET=_self>Internet Answering Machine</a></b><br>
<i></i>Surf the net and never miss a phone call. This program answers your phone,<br> and alerts you while your online then plays the message<br> All you need is busy-call forwarding.BEWARE-New Monthly Fee of 3.95<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.victoriassecret.com/" TARGET=_self>Victoria's Secret!</a></b><br>
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Great bra and panty views, Also check out the Victoria's Secret 2001 Fashion Show!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.terraserver.com/" TARGET=_self>Fun with Satellites!</a></b><br>
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Check out satellite images of Area 51 ,the Los Alamos Fires to downtown L.A. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.thesync.com/festival/comedy.html" TARGET=_self>Internet Film Festival</a></b><br>
<i></i>
An interesting selection of Internet run movies. Check out "The Sick Sense",and "Catholic School Girls." <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.campchaos.com/cartoons/motley/index.html" TARGET=_self>Metalli-Greed</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Motley Crue responds to Metallica's views against Napster. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://v2.shockwave.com/bin/v2/entry.jsp?content=regurge01" TARGET=_self>The Internet Killed the Video Star</a></b><br>
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A funny Shockwave version of the first video MTV ever played. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.idrink.com/" TARGET=_self>Emergency Drink Recipes</a></b><br>
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This site will gives cocktail recipes based on ingredients you have available.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.urban75.com/Mag/useless.html" TARGET=_self>Useless Games</a></b><br>
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Really useless games to entertain you<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.javaarcade.com/" TARGET=_self>Games for Stoners!</a></b><br>
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Prepare for a mindless veg session at this site.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.ifilm.com/db/static_text/0,1699,11662,00.html" TARGET=_self>Star Wars Parody Showcase</a></b><br>
<i></i>
You'll love this spoof of Star Wars and its Themes!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Walters_mission" TARGET=_self>Walters Mission</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Walters mission is to get laid. Take a look at him and you'll see has no chance.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.goofball.com/media/20000614403" TARGET=_self>Kicked In The Crotch</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Video of a guy begging to be kicked in the jewels.<br> He takes a couple hard ones before fallin' to his knees.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://beerexpedition.com/northamerica.shtml" TARGET=_self>BeerExpedition.com</a></b><br>
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Click on Your state and get listings of Breweries,Pubs and Microbreweries.. <br> Site is a little out-dated but still useful.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://test.thespark.com/bitchtest/" TARGET=_self>The Bitch Test!</a></b><br>
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A special test for the women. Find out just how much of a bitch you are.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.turntables.de/scratchit8.htm" TARGET=_self>Scratch Simulator</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Laydown some killer beats with two turntables, a ton of samples and stacks of wax. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.weirdemma.com/" TARGET=_self>Weird Emma</a></b><br>
<i></i>
A Flash animated series thats sure to bring a laugh or 2!! <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.station.sony.com/jeopardy" TARGET=_self>Multi Player Jeopardy</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Go head-to-head with other surfers live on-line.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.moviebloopers.com/" TARGET=_self>Movie Bloopers</a></b><br>
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Frame by frame examples of mistakes in films like the Star Wars, American Pie,<br> Waynes World and tons of other titles.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://webhome.idirect.com/~kehamilt/rage.htm" TARGET=_self>Road Rage Test</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Do you tend to RAGE when you're behind the wheel. <br> Take the ten question test and find out.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.funinbed.com/lovexam.shtml" TARGET=_self>Are You Fun In Bed?</a></b><br>
<i></i>A simple test that rates your past sexual performance
and <br>lets you know if you're any fun in bed.
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</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.lileks.com/institute/index.html" TARGET=_self>The Institute of Official Cheer</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Entertaining insight into great moments from the 40's, 50's & 60's.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.gemtree.com/program.htm" TARGET=_self>Destroy Your Computer</a></b><br>
<i></i>
This program allows you to beat your computer with a hammer,<br> a machine gun, a laser and a host of other weapons.<br> Just scroll down to Desktop Games and begin the download.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.bodo.com/jokes/jlucky.htm" TARGET=_self>Lucky Charms Sex Test</a></b><br>
<i></i>
A new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape can tell what you're like in bed!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.shockwave.com/" TARGET=_self>The Shockwave Arcade</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Shockwave versions of classic arcade games.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.datapimp.com/" TARGET=_self>E-mail Addresses</a></b><br>
<i>*****</i><br>
This site specializes in providing email addresses for individuals who want to make a bold statement...like Jack@motherF*er.com or happy@LIkeIF*ingcare.com and 50 more to choose from!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.crime.com/info/jailcam.html" TARGET=_self>The Jailcam</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Live from the Maricopa County Jail in Phoenix Arizona.<br> You can watch the action in the holding cell and the search cell!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.menshealth.com/orgazmatron/" TARGET=_self>Orgazmatron!</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Do you know what woman really want when it comes to sex? Take this test and Learn-understand and Comprehend<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.yourmobile.com/" TARGET=_self>Ringtones For Cellphones</a></b><br>
<i></i>
If you have a Nokia, Siemens or Ericcson wireless phone you can download songs<br> by Limp Bizkit, Smashing Pumpkins,Offspring,and Metallica to play instead of your standard ringer. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.fivehorizons.com/" TARGET=_self>Pearl Jam Fan Site</a></b><br>
<i>****</i><br>
Ultimate Pearl Jam fan site with set lists and reviews of every show since 1990!<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.coolquiz.com/" TARGET=_self>Pop Culture Quizes</a></b><br>
<i></i>
If you're looking for a way to waste time, this is the place!<br>
Take quizzes on sports,tv, celebrities and music.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.thegrid.net/napoleon/insult.html" TARGET=_self>Stan's Insult Generator</a></b><br>
<i></i>Stan from South Park is ready to help you dish out verbalized abuse. <br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.mattkruse.com/humor/pickup-lines.txt" TARGET=_self>Funny Pick Up Lines</a></b><br>
<i></i>
50 of the worst pick up lines on earth.<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.zthing.com/zthings/oops.html" TARGET=_self>Oooops! I Farted Again</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Watch Britney Spears push out her new hit single "Oops! I Farted Again!"<br>
</td></tr><tr><td ALIGN=right VALIGN=top></td><td><b><a HREF="http://www.elance.com/" TARGET=_self>Freelance Your Skills</a></b><br>
<i></i>
Check out this online Marketplace of skills and services.<br>Compare what others charge and Post your skills for others to hire you.
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