Kadachi's Songs
Xellos-Kadachi Love Theme: I Think You're Funny When You're Mad
To the tune of "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies
**By Madi-chan**
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry!"
Five days since you laughed at me
I said, "Let's get back together, come back and see me."
Three days since the living room
I realized it was all my fault but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the true form
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Shabby
I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
Cause it's never touched a frying pan
You're hot like wasabi when you bust rhymes
At any given time
Because I'm all about value
Kadachi Kamitonu's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me back but I break through
Gonna take a break and make a fake
I've got a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy!"
Five days since you tackled me
You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain starts ticking
Creep into your room with no lights on
Okay that's not good
You just woke up and hit me
Like anxiety you're getting frantic
Like I'm a lunatic
You don't believe I'm guaranteed to satisfy
You kick me out onto the front step
You said goodbye
And, well, I just said goodnight, dear
Gotta find another way
So you'll let me stay
Cause you're always sending me flying out the window
You've gotta take a chill, won't you just hold still
Cause the way you act makes me think the wrong things
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
You soon will
I tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said, "I'm sorry."
Five days since I laughed at you and said,
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do."
Three days since the living room
We realized we were both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday, you just screamed at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Kadachi-Xellos Love Theme: All I Want
To the tune of "All You Wanted" by Michelle Branch
**By Sammi-chan**
I wanted to despise you
You wanted everything
So you stuck to me like glue
And I got out of hand
I didn�t know you could cry your eyes out
But I refused to give affection away
You took my hand and I shrieked and shouted
That when the time comes I�ll blast you away
I don�t want to
I won�t love you
Even though your feelings are clear
I may be lonely
I�m hard to snare
And all I want now is somebody who cares
I�m sinking slowly
So someone help me!
It�s plain denial that keeps me hanging on
Please someone tell me
So I can finally see
Why I feel this way
I don�t want to
I won�t love you
Even though your feelings are clear
I may be lonely
I�m hard to snare
And all I want now is somebody who cares
I keep telling myself that I don�t care
Still, when I need you, you�re always there
Oh, yeah
I don�t want to
I won�t love you
Even though your feelings are clear
I may be lonely
I�m hard to snare
And all I want now is somebody who cares
Please someone tell me
So I can finally see
Why I feel this way
Kadachi-Amelia & Filia Hate Theme: One Step Closer
To the tune of "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park
**By Sammi-chan**
I cannot take this anymore
Said everything I've said before
You only care about yourself
I'm stuck with a masochist!
Less I speak the more you say
I'll explode another day!
Just like before
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Give a little room to me!
Cuz I'm one step closer to the edge
You're gonna make me break!
I look for an answer, it's not clear
How to make a dragon disappear
All your thoughts they make no sense
Justice freaks are ignorant!
When I think they've gone away
They show up, I'm filled with chagrin
Just like before
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Give a little room to me!
Cuz I'm one step closer to the edge
You're gonna make me break!
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Give a little room to me!
Cuz I'm one step closer to the edge
You're gonna make me break!
Shut up when I'm talking to you!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up when I'm talking to you!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!!
I'm about to break!
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Give a little room to me!
Cuz I'm one step closer to the edge
You're gonna make me break!
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Give a little room to me!
Cuz I'm one step closer to the edge
You're gonna make me break!