The main character. His parents killed by cows, he now seeks revenge, and now he knows what to do...slay them all. But what he doesnt know is that the cows are also trying to kill him. But why? Um....I don't really know. Consider it a hole in the plot.
Dick Johnson's grandfather. He tells Dick the story of how his parents were killed. He possesses a strange power, which can...um...destroy.....things.
The guy that gets pissed off because Dick killes all his cows. When you kill him, he comes back to life over and over again. Quite annoying.