a good one. worth a laugh
| .. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in theuniverse is that it has never tried to contact us. | .. A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. |
| Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time! | . I always leave an empty milk carton is the refrigerator just in casesomeone wants their coffee black. |
| If it's free, it's advice; If you pay for it, it's counseling. | Advertisement: Guitar, for sale, cheap, no strings attached. |
| Advertisement: Guitar, for sale, cheap, no strings attached. | . When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading |
| Etc. : A sign to make others believe you know more than you actually do. | Optimist : A person who while falling from Eifel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." |
| Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. | Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present... |
| Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich | Opportunists : One who starts having a bath when he accidentally falls in a river ... |
| Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. | Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. |
| bye........more jokes.....cheek out next week.................. |
