Dead Leopard Blues: For Ms. Oddity
What lies on that road, with its body in a twist?
Oh, I hope to the Lord, it ain't
Jean-Baptiste!
But Thank God again, this dead cat is from
Bombay
Far from the Maple Leaf, where the lady
shouts: "Kaam dey!"
There's fear in Mulund, and fear over the
city
The news travels far, to the distant Ms.
Oddity
Strange tidings have we these days verily
heard
In the mean streets of Bombay, dead lies a
leopard
The greens are truly angry, the see the
earth's fall
Moms ask their kids, to stay away from the
mall
Far away, near the Arctic, this amuses a
fugitive Bong
While anxious moms worry, this one sings a
song
Now wait dear lady, till they make you come
back
On a tired Mumbai evening, you shall crave
for the sack
A sudden growl shall shake thee, near the
local rail
You'll shed your sandals, you'll take to
your heels
Get a first hand knowledge, of how those
moms feel
You'll run for your life, not caring 'bout
the disha
Wishing in your heart, you'd got that
Kanadian visa!