Hentai Series/Movies Reviews



Story: A+ Animation: A- DVD Quality: A+ Overall: A+
Mystery of the Necronomicon

Hentai, the word brings up the image of schoolgirls in trouble with monsters that always have many many tentacles. But examples like the Mystery of the Necronomicon show it can much more than simple late night fodder for relief of stress. The Hentai genre allows for edgier and a little dirty stuff than usually seen in normal Anime. The story begins in a snowy mountain retreat plagued by murders. One of the guest, a private investigator, Satoshi, from the big city begins to investigate. While investigating it brings back disturbing memories of a similar past crime. It leads to a satanic show down in another fancy house, the fate of all Satoshi holds dear is at stake. This is paced more like a murder mystery than stereotypical Hentai fare. A definite recommendation for those that wish a little spice in the Anime life.

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Story: A Animation: A+ DVD Quality: A Overall: A
Bible Black

Hentai is getting a lot better from the days when I first saw La Blue Girl about eight years ago. This entry in H revolves around witchcraft (I hope the title gave you this idea). Very sexy, all the characters are very well done, the chicks are really good looking. The story is intriguing although I have only seen the first two episodes from four. It is dirty, chocked full of sex but the story keeps the story interesting not just string to connect each sex scene after another like most live action porn.

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Story: A+ Animation: A+ DVD Quality: A+ Overall: A+
Mezzo Forte The Director's Cut

Funs, lots of good violent, sex filled fun. This is the kind of Anime that really is anytime Anime. It can be watched basically anytime, it is short, it moves along quickly with violence, sex, and laughs. While I have not seen the cut version, it must be even funnier. Mainly because it must lack most of the good parts. I really like the main character, Mikura. She is a wise ass, really sexy and has a really cool hair colour. I have never seen anybody in real life with orange sherbert hair, but I think it would look pretty good. FOr those that follow my opinions will be very happy that Mezzo Forte is being made into a series for much more fun.

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Story: A Animation: A DVD Quality: A Overall: A
Oni Tensei

Dirty, dirty, dirty, stuff, also rather brutual as well. But once again what seperates this from other Hentai is the appearence of a story. The female characters are well made while the men seem slapped together, but then again who watches H for the guys. The tattoos really stand out as pieces of art in this one.

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Story: A+ Animation: A+ DVD Quality: A+ Overall: A+
Kite: Director's Cut

While Mezzo Forte is a little better than Kite, Kite is extremely good. Kite is more dark and cold while Mezzo Forte is colorful (just look at Mikura's hair), and lively. They are both very similar in themes, hot chicks with guns, nudity, violence, hot chicks having sex, and more bloody violence. I really like the idea of the explosive bullets in this one, it really cranks up the gore factor. Some of the scenes are a little too hardcore but I like how it adds a some little seen realism. Yes life sometimes ain't pretty. I have seen the orginal Kite minus all the sex and 99% of the nudity. I won't waste your time and mine by reviewing that one, simply watch this version and take it like a real man (or woman).

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Story: C- Animation: A DVD Quality: A Overall: B-
Kamyla

While visually appealing, the story isn't all that original. Three very visually appealing police women are on the track of a bunch of really, really nasty criminals that are peddling this new drug. This being H I bet you can guess what this drug does. Give up? Well it makes the user a complete nymphomaniac (really original). Guess what happens to the really busty police women? They get injected with the drugs and much sex insues. While visually appealing, the story really does cut it for me. Other H titles I have seen lately have much more interesting stories, but this one will do the trick when nothing else is available.

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Story: A+ Animation: A+ DVD Quality: A+ Overall: A+
Sex Demon Queen

Rarely do I laugh while watching H but this one actually got me have trouble breathing while watching. I have not laughed at H this hard since Dave and Pat described Puni Puni Poemi to me. This is H with a real good sense of humor, especially directed towards itself. Watch for dirty dogs that morph into demons a guy with a ridiculously large organ, and an entire army of grey hard eye patch wearing pro wrestlers that are constantly being killed off by Yakuza Monkeys. I am not making any of this up. It is silly, it is dirty, it just a shit load of fun. So far only the first episode is out, and I really enjoyed it. If you want to laugh at dirty sight gags watch this one.

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Story: A Animation: A+ DVD Quality: A+ Overall: A+
Stainless Night

This was the very first H title I downloaded off WinMX after I got my cable modem, and the third large file I downloaded (after Jason X and Noir Episode 1). Until very recently I had only seen this in raw. Which in Anime is really bad, think of it like eating raw chicken or pork, maybe it doesn't hurt that much at first but by the time your half done your insides are erupt from the middle of your chest. When H is raw it just a Japanese release. The Japanese are a really unusual group of people. They have no problem making some of the weirdest porn on the market (Bukkake and of course Hentai), but then it is against the law to show the pubic region. Am the only one that is puzzled by this paradox of pornography (I couldn't help but put another P in this sentence). In any case it is there and when you watch raw H you basically lose half your sex scenes by this massive white bubble around the characters waist. It is like somebody has a huge flashlight on them while they are having sex. While knowing the story is a good thing even with H, the massive light bubble found on raw H is aggrivating and all raw H should be avoided whenever possible.

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Story: D Animation: B DVD Quality: C Overall: D+
Queen and Slave

Ouch, this one hurts. I wasn't able to make it all the way through this one. This is cruel and really over the edge. For those who read these with stronger stomachs than me you'll enjoy the extremes this will take you into. Sometimes extreme is a little to extreme.

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Story: A Animation: A DVD Quality: A Overall: A
Angel of Darkness

The first tenacle hentai. This really is the mother of all H, it has all the stereotype themes. Schoolgirls, tenacles, lots o' rape and demons. Originally this was better in the story department, but now that time has progressed the story is almost humorous how it follows the stereotypical H plot outline. The animation is very dated and the chicks aren't as good as i have seen in other H titles. If you want to go back to where all this began Angel of Darkness is a good place to start.

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Story: A-A+ Animation: A DVD Quality: A+ Overall: A+
Cool Devices

This was the first anime series I ever downloaded off the internet. It was in Real Media and I had to spend many nights downloading each episode with my old 56.6K modem ( I am still trying to repress the memories of using Dial-Up Internet). Before it H was mainly stuff like Angel of Darkness and La Blue Girl, lots of tenacles and schoolgirls. But Cool Devices really set the stage for all the themes that you see in H today. Each episode is completely different(with the exception of one two parter), different setting, different characters. Some of the stories are really good, ie Slave Warrior Mya, while others are still good just not as good as the others. Episode 07 is my favorite of all 11, it is the original version of Kite. The first time I heard about this series it was described as beyond hardcore in that realm of XXXX. When I saw it was surprised it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, which means their they over exaggerated it or they are complete pussies, you decide.

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Story: B Animation: A DVD Quality: A Overall: B+
La Blue Girl

All H owes everything to this series. Before the vast success of La Blue Girl H was only a strange side genre. Then La Blue Girl came along, with an interesting story about ninjas and sex demons, and tenacles it took legions of Otaku who couldn't bring themselves to watch round eye's pornography of busty blonde bitches being boned by big bad brainless boys. Now they had their own pornography and wanted more. From this H became the tenacle stereotype that it became. Not bad story or animation wise, rather funny in a few parts but not as funny as other H I have seen. La Blue Girl is a good introduction and a good addition to any H collection. Followed by La Blue Girl Returns

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Story: A+ Animation: B DVD Quality: A Overall: A+
Anime Fiction

I love this H title, they manage to take Cowboy Bebop, Love Hina, and several other respectable Anime titles and turn them into dirty, dirty H tales. This is a great feature of Anime, there are no actors, so if you want to make a porn lampoon of an Anime series you just have to find somebody to draw for you. While the character in Anime fiction aren't exact and some of the animation isn't that great just the idea of the series makes it great. Who hasn't wanted to see Spike and Faye get it on in dirty dirty hot sex? You may deny it but it is what you want to see. I really like the spraying of blood from the nose in the Love Hina segement. If you are a fan of Anime and want a good laugh watch this one.

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Story: A+ Animation: A+ DVD Quality: A+ Overall: A+
Alien From The Darkness

Really great H movie/small series about an all female crew of a space ship finding a ghost ship with one weird survivor. This comes from the period between La Blue Girl and Cool Devices in a weird null zone of a H. I once downloaded this badly fan subbed on real media. It took awhile with a 56.6 connection but I quickly found it was really worth it. There is only one tiny thing that I am a bit disappointed in is the lack of more lesbian stuff (sorry to give it away but my job is to tell you the hard truth). There is a really great scene but most of the rest is just tenacle work (albeit chick on chick, trust me). This really illustrates the difference between Japanese and American Porn, mainly the presense of a solid and good story with distinct characters that you have some sympathy for. This also illustrates why cats are no good anywhere. Great quick watch for any H lover.

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Story: A+ Animation: A+ DVD Quality: A+ Overall: A+
G-Taste 01

Sometimes simple is enjoyable, when done with style and a good sized budget. This is true of G-Taste, it is simple H. The story revolves around several maids working in the mansion of a mysterious masked aristocrat. These girls are run by a woman in a business suit that enjoys tormenting the maids sexually. It is kinky, but creative and unlike porn made on these shores actually contains some plot, some realistic motivations and characters. But where this one shines in from how good the animation is, H sometimes get a less than good animation budget and it looks shoddy, not G-Taste is is polished and shined so it looks like a regular OVA. Any discrimating H fan should add this one to their collection.




Story: A+ Animation: A+ DVD Quality: A+ Overall: A+
Space Ship Agga Ruter

This ranks up with Sex Demon Queen for being some of the funniest H out there. The beginning we have a cat girl space pirate stealing the Agga Ruter, a mysterious ship for an equally mysterious uber pirate. On board are Taiyo and Kei. They cause trouble for the cat girl space pirate but quickly she gets on their side after she is shown the light, or rather Taiyo drills the light into her (if you know what I mean). They set out to gather up the pieces to the ultimate weapon, the Agga Ruter. This takes them to a huge space liner, into the clutches of the Space UN, and then finally into a showdown with the uber pirate. While not the most original plot, it makes up for it with lots of gags. The ships communicate with one another through a extremely complex system of tin cans and string. Every women Taiyo and Kei encounter play dating sims and they always manage to erase the game that took each lady a long time to play. This is rather silly and funny as hell. This earns a place in my top ten of all H titles and is a must see for any anime fan with a sense of humor and a little of the Hentai in them.




Story: A+ Animation: A+ DVD Quality: A+ Overall: A+
Bible Black Origins

How did the events of Bible Black come about? These two episodes answer that question in typical, sex filled, devil worshipping Bible Black Fashion. Why I like this is simply because it is unique, no other H series, or any porn for that matter takes the time and the imagination to give the viewer a complex backstory. I have to give points to the Japanese once again, they know what I like, a story with my porn. The animation is fabulous, but whatever you do, don't not listen to the English Dub. Now some complain about English Dubs on regular anime, until they've heard the absolutely hideous Dubs on H, they can not complain one stinking bit. This really is the H series that will never end.




Story: C+ Animation: A+ DVD Quality: A+ Overall: B-
Wind of Ebenbourg

This is a tale of a young man, Claude, who is studying commerce in a city in the early 20th century. He meets a gorgeous women with green hair who tells him that he is heir to a province in the duchy of Ebenbourg. After a train ride where a mysterious pale man tries to drug his food, he reaches his destination he meets his maid and settles in to become the local lord. But his brother/cousin/relative? Eric has designs on the kingdom that Sophie, the sexy green haired chick, forced him to vaccate. Then a second maid comes that has a history with Claude, apparently they loved one another years ago and Eric is plotting with the other maid to blow up the bridge and killed the Duke of Ebenbourg. Can Claude save the day and get the girl? This was a really pretty series that was way too short. It was just two episodes and that just isn't enough time to do justice to any of the plot lines. I would have liked an entire episode on the train, an entire episode of getting to Ebenbourg, an entire episode getting use to being lord and the final episode of the bomb plot.

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