Did You Ever Wonder?

- When you open a bag of cotton balls, iis the top one meant to be thrown away?

- Where do forest rangers go to "get awaay from it all"? lights off?

- If a stealth bomber crashes in a foresst, will it make a sound?

- When it rains, why don't sheep shrink??

- If cops arrest a mime, do they tell hiim he has the right to remain silent?

- Why is the word abbreviation so long?& 

- If a book about failures doesn't sell,, is it a success? 

- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 

- Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 

- Can you be a closet claustrophobic?&nbbsp; Do cemetery workers prefer the   graveyard shift? 

- Is it possible to be totally partial?& 

- What's another word for thesaurus?&nbssp;

- When companies ship Styrofoam, what doo they pack it in? 

- If it's tourist season, why can't we sshoot them? 

- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? 

- Why is there an expiration date on souur cream? 

- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?&nnbsp;

- Is it true that cannibals don't eat cllowns because they taste funny? 

- When you choke a smurf, what color doees it turn? 

- Why do they call it a TV set when you get only one? 

- Why do they have interstate highways iin Hawaii? 

- Is there another word for synonym?&nbssp;

- Why do they call what doctors do "pracctice"? 

- Why do they report power outages on TVV? 

- If a turtle loses it's shell... is it naked, or homeless? 

- What do they call a coffee break at thhe Lipton Tea Company? 

- If a tin whistle is made out of tin.... and it is... exactly what is a foghorn made out of? 

- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside oof the bottle? 

- Can fat people go skinny-dipping? p;

- What do you do when you see an endangeered animal that eats only endangered plants? 

- If a mute swears, does his mother washh his hands with soap? 

- If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? 

- What was the best thing before sliced bread?

- If you mixed vodka with orange juice aand milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?

- Why do we say something is out of whacck? What is a whack?

-If you take an Oriental person and spinn him around several times, does he become disoriented?

-If a pig loses its voice, is it disgrunntled?

- Why do women wear evening gowns to nigghtclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

- If love is blind, why is lingerie so ppopular?

- When someone asks you, "A penny for yoour thoughts," and you put your  two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

- Why is the man who invests all your mooney called a broker? (HaHa...I  love that one!)

- Why do croutons come in airtight packaages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

-. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

-. Why is a person who plays the piano ccalled a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

- Why are a wise man and a wise guy oppoosites?

- Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean oopposite things?

- If "horrific" means to make "horrible"", does "terrific" mean to make  "terrible"?

- Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-onne"?

- "I am " is reportedly the shortest senntence in the English language. Could it  be that "I do " is the longest sentence? (You Betcha!)

- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymenn defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as ""4's"?

- Why is it that if someone tells you thhat there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint  you will have to touch