TRUTHS WITH A LITTLE HUMOR! 

1. The best way to get even is to forget.

2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death. 
3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 
4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight. 
5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have 

             to be maintained on earth. 
6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days,

             then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea! 
7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up. 
8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous; You will

              get knocked down by the traffic from both ways. 
9. Words are windows to the heart. 
10. A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting 

             on the wall, claims it's a forgery. 
11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill,

             just add a little dirt. 
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person -

             it's being the right person. 
13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its

               ground. 
14. Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all

              over them. 
15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people

              can hold it. 
16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover

              the prisoner was you. 
17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is

              dead and Elvis is alive! 
18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. 

             Just be sure to flush when you are done. :-)
19. Behold the turtle, who only makes progress when it sticks

               out its neck.