D.U.I. 

3:OO IN THE MORNING AND I GOTTA BE SOMEPLACE
I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE
FRIENDS TRY TO MAKE ME STAY OR CALL ME A CAB HOME
I GRAB MY KEYS AND A BEER 

THE COPS THEY TOOK MY LICENSE AWAY
BUT I GOT MY CAR OUT OF IMPOUND TODAY
AND IıVE BEEN DRUNK SINCE LAST SATURDAY
YOU'D BETTER STAY OUTTA MY WAY 

I DRINK AND DRIVE
FEEL SO ALIVE
I'LL NEVER TAKE THAT DIVE
FEEL SO ALIVE
I'M DOIN' NINETY-FIVE
I DRINK AND DRIVE
I FEEL SO ALIVE
I DRINK AND DRIVE 

EARLY MORNING AND THE FREEWAY'S DESERTED
LIKE ITıS ALL MINE
I'M TRYING TO SET A NEW DRUNKEN SPEED RECORD
BUT I CAN'T DRIVE A STRAIGHT LINE
FLASHING LIGHTS
SPLIT THE NIGHT
I'M TOSSING BOTTLES AS I SWERVE TO THE RIGHT
NOW IıVE SLAMMED MY FACE INTO THE BACK OF A BIG-RIG
AT LEAST YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME YOU FUCKING PIGS 

DESIGNATE SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME
I'M SO DRUNK I CAN HARDLY SEE
ANOTHER SHOT OF JAGER AND I TURN THE KEY
I GOT SO MANY PLACES TO BE 

I DRINK AND DRIVE
FEEL SO ALIVE
I'LL NEVER TAKE THAT DIVE
FEEL SO ALIVE
I'M DOIN NINETY-FIVE
I DRINK AND DRIVE
I FEEL SO ALIVE
I DRINK AND DRIVE 

WHEN I'M ON A BINGE
MY FRIENDS ALL CRINGE
THEY WON'T DRIVE AT NIGHT
CAUSE THE WAY I TEAR UP THE FREEWAY IS SUCH A FRIGHT
BUT I THINK I DRIVE ALRIGHT