The Grand Funeral Parlor 

The Guardian

The Sisters of the Spider

The Delving

The Question of the Miners

 Yet Another Delving

           

With Bryn Mawr’s guidance, Spike led the group out into the main entryway and down the corridor of the east wing.  They moved as quickly and silently as possible, until they came to a large room at the end of the wing.  They room opened to double doors, and beneath the layer of dust on the floor they found a tile mosaic that covered the entire expansive floor.  One end of the room had a raised portion, possibly a stage.  Spike led them over to the stage and down a staircase that was behind the platform. 

They descended into a large stone room with a pedestal in the center.  This was not nearly as large as the stage above them, but it looked the right size to hold a sarcophagus or coffin. 

 “It looks like they threw one heck of funeral back in the day.”  Mac said.  “These lines are counterbalanced with pulleys to raise this stand up to the stage.  The room upstairs could have fit a thousand people comfortably.”

 “A thousand people to mourn one person?”  Aldarys mused.

Not uncommon here…the Dintmoor line was well loved by the people.  The sword told Spike.  The tunnel behind us will lead to the crypt where the digging started.

“If one rules right, then many will mourn their passing.”  Spike said.  “There is a tunnel here that will lead to the crypt.

They ducked into a narrow tunnel that led back to a small room…an apparent dead end.  The room was 20’ long by 10’ wide and only six feet high, forcing Spike to duck her head.  On both of the room’s long walls were large metal wheels with chain wound through them that passed through small holes in the floor and a lever.

“They must not have had too many die in the Dintmoor dynasty.”  Mac quipped as they quickly filled the room.

Use the wheels to lower the lift.  Bryn Mawr told Spike.

“This room is a lift.”  Spike said to them.  “We use these wheels to lower the room down to the crypt level.”

She indicated the two large wheels with the chain wound through them.  Spike and Aldarys worked one wheel, while Tragg and Mac took the others.  The chain had rusted over the years, and squeaked horribly when Sonja used the lever to pull the blocks out of the wheels so that wheels would turn.  The weight of the room helped them to get the wheels moving, yet the system of pulleys was such that they did not lose control of their descent.

“If no one knew that we was here yet, they surely know now!”  Tragg yelled over the shrieking of the rusty wheels.

The wheels spun through many revolutions to make the room descend even a small bit.  They continued their descent through the loud sounds of the wheels, and finally came to rest at what must have been the bottom of the shaft.  The opposite wall from where they had entered now stood open, revealing the ancient crypts of the Dintmoor dynasty.  Stone drawers lined the walls, small compartments that housed the dead kings of the past 2000 years.  In the center of the room stood a crystal statue, barely visible in the black and white spectrum that the spectacles that they wore gave them.  Beyond that was a hole in the wall, apparently where the mining began  

 

 

They exited the cramped lift and pulled their weapons.  They could not see anything threatening, so they continued towards the opening in the wall.

Beware the guardian!  Bryn Mawr’s warning came hard and loud inside of Spike’s mind.  So much so that it made her stop.

“The guardian is near!”  She hissed in a whisper.

“What is it?”  Mac asked as the group formed up back to back.

“I do not know, but it nearly wiped out 10 of the king’s guards.  It must be either big and strong or both.”  Spike answered.

“The smallest spider carries the deadliest venom.”  Sonja interjected.  “Do not jump to conclusions.”

As they moved cautiously towards the opening to the mine movement in the middle of the room caught their eye.  Mac was the first to react as he saw the crystal statue in the middle of the room move.  He swung down heavily with his sword, but his weapon bounced off of the statue harmlessly.

“I can’t touch it!”  He shouted to the others, and gave way for the stronger members of the group to their attacks.

Sonja stepped into Mac’s vacated spot and set her scimitar spinning in at its accelerated attack.  She landed a good solid blow, breaking away pieces of the statue.  The golem replied with a stunning backhand that knocked the druid back off of her feet.  Spike, not liking the way that the statue sent her friend flying, brought her attack from the statue’s flank, swinging down heavily with Bryn Mawr.  He attack came with such power that it split the statue, causing it to crumble before them into small shards of glass.

That was for a few good soldiers that I once knew.  The sword’s voice lamented in her head.

“Each passing day I rejoice that we did not actually get in a fight the first night we met.”  Mac said only halfway under his breath.

Not caring what the obnoxious bard had to say, Spike moved over to Sonja and helped her to stand.  Though knocked about hard again, Sonja had managed to retain her grip on her weapon.

“That hurt.”  Sonja said as she brushed the dust from the floor off of her.

“How hurt are you?  Is everything intact with your insides?”  Spike asked.

“Yes, I will be fine.  I will just have a bit of a bruise by the end of the day." They refocused on their goal, and started back towards the opening to the mine.  Spike and Aldarys stepped through first, making sure that no surprises awaited them from the darkness.  They found that the mine spread into two directions from the opening: one heading north and the other east.  The shaft was only wide enough to walk three abreast. 

“Which way do we go?”  Aldarys asked Spike…as if she would know.

“I do not know, I have never been here before.”  Spike answered back sharply.

“I figured that you had the sword, maybe it would know.”  Aldarys explained, cowed by the larger woman’s attitude.

I, too, have never come down here before.  The night I was trapped in this sword was to be my first and only trip to the mines.  Bryn Mawr explained to her.

“He does not know either.  Make a decision and we will go.”  Spike said to Aldarys.

“I don’t see why the elf gets to make all of the decisions.”  Tragg said testily.  “Others may have good input on which way we should go.”

“First: he is a half-elf, as he said himself.”  Mac said to Tragg.  “Second: let him put his head on the block in case the axe comes down.”

“Good point: let the elf…er…half-elf choose.”  Tragg agreed readily to Mac’s logic.

“We shall go east, for that has always held good fortune for me.  Besides, I could never get the hand of north.”  Aldarys said, and they lined up to move through the caverns.   

 

 

 

They decided to walk two abreast, giving themselves room to move in case they came across something nasty.  Aldarys led with Spike, followed closely by Sonja and Mac.  Tragg trailed the group, more than confident in his skills in case something attacked them from behind.  They started traveling down the mineshaft when Tragg felt something hit him in the back of the head.

“Ow!”  He grumbled.  He put his hand to the back of his head and felt blood coming out.  “Something hit me!”  He whispered sharply.

He turned in time to see a female dark elf reload her sling while another female drow stood next to her and began to chant.

“Drow.”  Tragg growled as he gripped his mace in both hands.

Sonja said some words unknown to the dwarf and touched his head, stopping his bleeding and making him feel somewhat better.  Mac threw one of his daggers at the drow that was chanting and buried the blade into her throat, stopping her spell and her breath.  She staggered to the ground and did not rise.  Tragg rushed the other drow.  He launched himself into an attack that she ducked.  She pulled her mace from dead friend’s belt over her own mace, and faced the dwarf.

She swung her mace at the dwarf, which he turned and took her blow on his breastplate.  He answered with a telling blow on her temple, cracking her skull and letting her bleed out from the head.  He picked up the mace that she held, and turned it over in his hands.  He then looked at the symbol that hung from her neck on a silver chain: an onyx spider.

“Acolytes it seems.”  He said as he stood and faced the group.

“Is it worth anything?”  Mac asked.

“Surface dwellers won’t buy a symbol of the Drow, and those that would are not to be associated with.”  Sonja said to him. 

“What’s so special about the mace?”  Spike asked.

“I’m not sure…she had her own mace, but took the other’s to attack me with.”  Tragg said as he studied the mace curiously.  “It has strange markings, probably something dark of Drow nature, but I will hold onto it just in case I may need a second.”  He put hammer, now slightly bloody, on his belt and held the new mace ready.  “Move on now, the show’s over.”  

 

 

They continued on at their original pace: slow and cautious.  The only sounds that they heard in the caverns were their own footfalls and the occasional creak of leather or chink of their own armor as they walked.  The black and white spectrum in which the spectacles allowed them to see seemed a bit confining, but it certainly did enhance their stealth…and they felt the need for stealth.  300 feet down the tunnel they came upon a smaller tunnel that led off to the right.

“Do we take it or not?”  Mac asked as they stood for a couple of awkward moments looking down the tunnel.

“We do not take it.”  Tragg said decisively.  “This offshoot is merely delving that the miners dug as they looked for gems.  I’m surprised that we have not seen any yet.  I’ll wager a pint of stout ale that t will go back maybe a hundred feed and stop.”

“Well, now that you placed a wager on it, I will take you up on it.”  Mac said.  “Come on, Blondie, let’s see if this dwarf knows what he is talking about.”

“We will not leave their line of sight, agreed?”  Spike asked Mac skeptically.

“If he is right, then we will not have to leave their sight.”  Mac stated.

“Then let us see.  I do not want to question every tunnel that we come across.”  Spike said.

The two of them moved down the tunnel only about 50 feet when they saw it end abruptly ahead of them…just as the dwarf had said.

“Diablo, now I’m into the dwarf for a pint.”  Mac swore only slightly under his breath.

“That will teach you to take a bet with a dwarf when it concerns mining.”  Spike chided him.  “Still, we now know that we will find more of these 'delvings.'  Let us return to the others.”

“Do we have to return so quickly?  Isn’t it nice here, in the dark, just you and me?”  Mac’s tone turned from frustration to suave.  

“This is hardly the time for such considerations."  Spike said incredulously.  "Besides, what I already know of you sickens me.”  Spike retorted as she turned on her heal.  

“Come now, the other night was merely the cheap ale talking.  If I had ponied up for the good stuff we would never have had that little altercation.”  Mac said as she strode away.

Spike stopped in her tracks and turned to face Mac.

“Men cannot hold liquor…good or cheap.  You will have to go a long way to impress me, as I find you to be a drunken, lazy, repulsive, child of an orc.”  She lit into him.

“Who’s lazy?”  Mac asked.  “I believe that I have pulled my weight here in this little escapade.  I have kept my end of the bargain: I have not had a drink, and I have taken care of myself.  What more do you want from me?  What do I have to do to impress you?”

“Throwing yourself you your sword comes to mind.”  Spike countered.

“So I would have to die needlessly to impress you?  That is not worth a snuggle in the dark with any woman, Blondie.  You may have all of the looks of a sparkling diamond, but you have the warmth of a block of ice.”  Mac moved to walk past her, but she stopped him with a hand on his shoulder.

“Not die needlessly, but die heroically.  Give your life to save others.  Then I will admire you as you would wish…but nothing will get you a ‘snuggle in the dark’ from me.”  With that she turned and headed back to the others, with Mac trailing behind her.

“He owes you, priest.”  Spike said as she rejoined the group a little before Mac.  “It is just as you said: a dead end.”

“There will be many more, of that I’m sure.”  Tragg said.  “None of them will have any sign of precious mineral.  I am surprised that the king did not seek to consult the dwarves before embarking on such project.”

He sent word, but Maktar was impatient to begin.  We thought it a trifle to begin digging while we waited; Maktar was so certain.  Bryn Mawr told Spike.  I doubt that our messenger reached the edge of the forest.  I am sure that Maktar somehow stopped news from reaching the dwarves.

“They did send for dwarves, but their messenger seems to have failed.”  Spike confirmed for Tragg.  “Let us continue.”

 

 

 

They resumed their reconnaissance, finding a delving every hundred feet or so.  They passed two of the smaller tunnels and came upon an opening on their left hand side.  Beyond the opening lay a large chamber with broken furniture scattered about.  The furniture appeared to have been cots, but the destruction that swept through the mines twenty years ago spared nothing.  They rummaged through the rubble, and found nothing of value…neither did they find any clues as to what happened to the miners that worked the mines.

“’Tis not uncommon for miners to live in their mines…especially among the dwarves, but we have not seen hide nor hair of them since we came down here.  Not even a shard of bone.”  Tragg wondered as he kicked through a pile of junk.

“I disagree,” Aldarys said.  “We ran into drow already.  Are they not known to enslave surface dwellers in their dark confines?”

“Bah…tales mother tell children to tuck them into bed at night.”  Mac scoffed.  “Most likely they killed and cooked the miners.  Everyone knows that drow eat human flesh.”

Spike looked at Mac out of the side of her eyes and sighed in exasperation.  “Who is telling tales now, drunkard?  I am more inclined to believe that any who survived were taken below to the Underdark.  As for those that did not survive…”

Her comments were cut short by the sound of scuffling at the entry of the chamber.  They turned and saw four zombies heading towards them.  Aldarys and Spike were the first to meet the “charge” of the undead.  Aldarys made three quick slices into the lead zombie while Spike wasted no time in cleaving the second zombie in line into two pieces with Bryn Mawr.

Tragg lifted the stone that hung from his neck and commanded the zombies to leave.  Out of the three zombies left, only the lead zombie turned to go.  Aldarys took the opportunity to slash one more time into the zombie, leaving it twitching on the ground until it stopped moving.

Even the sight of two of their kind being hacked down with little effort did little to deter the other two zombies…thus proving their mindless nature.  They continued to advance, focusing their attack on Aldarys and Spike.  Aldarys rushed forward to attack the leading zombie again, but this time he slipped in the gore of his last opponent and fumbled with his sword.  The zombie slammed its meaty fist into the side of Aldarys’ head.  Spike turned towards the zombie that now had the upper hand on the half elf, and knocked it back with her blade.  While she was thus occupied, the second zombie hit her hard in her side, effectively making her change her tactic.

Sonja stepped forward and placed her hand on Aldarys’ back, chanting the words for nature’s natural healing power.  Aldarys quickly recovered himself and faced the zombie that hit him.  Tragg, meanwhile, performed the same action for Spike: chanting words very similar to Sonja’s, but with references to Erin of the Rock thrown in for effect.  Aldarys put his sword to use, slicing deftly three times, carving out pieces that were apparently vital to the zombie’s survival.  Spike wasted no more time with the zombie that had the audacity to strike her, putting her sword deep through the midsection of the zombie, she tore out its entire left side as she ripped the sword out forcibly. 

With the four zombies down, they looked over the rags that the zombies had used for clothing.  The zombies had once been human, that much they ascertained, and by the looks of the shredded pantaloons and tunics, they had all once been dressed in the same manner.

“Either soldiers or liveried workers.”  Aldarys theorized.  “I suggest that we may have discovered the fate of the miners: a mindless workforce that needed neither rest nor sustenance.  How else could they have excavated so much in so little time?”

“I must agree with the half elf.”  Tragg said.  “If they were dwarves, they may have been able to dig such a tunnel in a few months.  Maybe a deep gnome could complete the task as well.  Humans, however, are not suited to such work.”

“So are you suggesting that human’s are too lazy for the manual labor of the mines?”  Mac asked, speaking out after being notably absent from the last encounter.

“Mining is no mere ‘manual labor’ as you put it.”  Tragg said, turning on the human.  “Mining combines strength of arm with a keen knowledge of the earth—“

“Add to that a bit of luck and you will one day be rich.”  Mac interrupted rudely.

“Ah, but luck is how you make it, and you can only make luck in mining with hard work.”  Tragg concluded triumphantly.  “Mining is better suited to prison terms among humans.  Leave the real mining to races that know better.”

“I know only one thing for certain, and that is that we need some rest.  It has been a trying day…and it is little more than halfway over.”  Sonja said.

“Yes, let us prepare this place to rest.”  Spike said.  “We can take this rubbish and block the entrance.”

“I agree.”  Aldarys said.  “We may run into even worse trials tomorrow, so let us rest now.”

“We will block the entrance and set a watch.”  Tragg said as he set his pack down against the wall.

They set about taking anything that they could use to block the entrance and made a somewhat flimsy if not effective block to the door.  They piled all else against the barricade and called it good.  They then set about choosing where they would sleep and who would take the watches.  

 

 

 

Sonja and Spike both chose to stay in one of the farthest corners, away from the others, so that they could speak somewhat privately.  Tragg, Aldarys, and Mac stayed closer to the center of the cavern to act as the front line defense in case something broke through the barricade.

“So what was the yelling about?”  Sonja asked Spike as they found themselves sequestered enough to talk freely.

“That drunken fool had the nerve to make advances on me in the dark.”  Spike fumed.

“Can you really blame him?”  Sonja asked, “You are probably more beautiful than any 10 women that he has ever seen.”

“I am a princess of the Amazons, and a warrior at that.  I would never deign to stoop so low as to take the first drunken fool that I meet in a tavern to be my consort.  My people will need a man to look up to, not a fool to laugh at.”  Spike explained herself.  “Besides, I gave him the criteria necessary for him to redeem himself in my eyes.  Even if he meets it, I will be free of any threat that he may pose to me socially.”

“You can be a hard woman, Spike.”  Sonja accused.

“I did not choose how I was born, and now every choice that I make will affect how the world perceives my people.  Some women, my ancestors, have made wrong choices that helped to create a stigma of the ‘Amazon Women.’  The world sees us as aloof, man-haters, and ice-cold bi--…well you get the picture.  Sometimes it is easier to use that stigma to my advantage than to fight it.  In the case of MacInavesterson, I will use all that I have to keep him at bay.”

 

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