The Tale of the Morning Wood Fairy
Nick woke up and looked around sleepily�once again they were in a shitty old hotel somewhere in Germany. He pulled the sheets down and looked at his crotch sighing when he noticed once again he was standing at attention. "Ugh�not again" he muttered getting up and sneaking into the bathroom quietly so he wouldn't wake AJ.
AJ woke up when he heard soft moaning coming from the bathroom "Nick's sporting morning wood again" he laughed softly before turning over and trying to catch a few more ZZZ'Z before Kevin pounded on the door.
Later, when they were traveling into the next town for another show AJ slid into the seat next to Nick "What's on your mind Nicky?" he asked looking over at Nick who seemed deep in thought.
"Why am I always hard in the morning?"
AJ stared at him "Umm�well�you're at the age where�" he stammered.
"The Morning Wood Fairy" Kevin said sitting down behind them.
"What?" AJ and Nick asked
Kevin smiled "The Morning Wood Fairy Nick. She's why you sport morning wood all the time.
"What the fuck is the Morning Wood Fairy?" AJ asked exasperatedly. Nick nodded in agreement.
"The Morning Wood Fairy is the fairy that visits sleeping males in the mornings just before they wake up. She pops up in the room and walks up to the guy, waves her magic dick and *boing* instant morning wood. She then disappears before they wake up" Kevin told the wide eyed youngsters.
"Magic dick" AJ snorted.
"Yes, magic dick AJ. It's an 18 inch long wooden wand shaped exactly like a dick. That's why it's called morning wood" Kevin replied calmly.
Nick just stared gap-jawed at Kevin "Really?" he asked amazed.
Kevin laughed and shook his head "Really Nick, so don't worry about it K?" he said ruffling Nick's hair and getting up to go sit by Howie.
Howie shook his head as Kevin sat down "Morning Wood Fairy Kevin? You're as bad as Nick is sometimes" he said laughing.
"Well, the youngsters can't have all the fun now can they?" Kevin replied laughing.
