Scene 1- The Restaurant
After a long hard tour the boys all decide to take a much-needed vacation; from each other. Brian and Kevin both went straight home to their wives, AJ, Howie, and Nicky are sitting in a restaurant, each contemplating his next destination.
AJ gets frustrated, "Dammit, I still say we should've gone to Mickey D's. We'd have been in and out by now!"
That was enough for Howie, "Look, Alexander, if I see, hear, or smell anything else from any damned McDonald's I'm not gonna be responsible for my actions!"
Nick cracks up laughing, "Whoa, ' Mr. calm-cool-peacemaker' lost his temper? Hell must be freezing over as we speak!"
AJ laughs out loud, shooting daggers at Howie with his eyes, he says in a very snooty voice," You know what Nickolas? I think you're right, wait 'til I tell Brian. Mr. Dorough, I do believe you need some ass and fast! It's the only time you get bitchy. Hey Nicky, do you think Mama D. would approve of her good little Catholic boy blowing some bitches back out?" Nick grins again but says nothing. He looks over at Howie and notices how quiet he is...he is definitely pissed.
AJ continues, undaunted but slightly concerned, "Hey D., you're awful quiet all of a sudden ... did I touch a nerve?"
Howie ignores them both as the waitress sets their food on
the table. He figures he needs a good stiff drink.
"You look like you're wanting something, what else can I get for you cutie?" she says to him.
"How about you give him you're number I hear he fucks like a tiger," AJ cut in.
"AJ, I kid you not dude, if you don't shut the fuck up, right this second they will never find the body!" Howie said in a seething, but controlled voice. He looked up to the waitress, smiled and said, "Long Island, extra strong, add a splash of pineapple juice and don't skimp on the tequila."
"Holy shit," the waitress exclaimed, "There's this nurse at the bar who just ordered the same thing verbatim. Maybe you guys should meet." She smiled at AJ and went to order the drink.
Nick just stared in awe, "They'll never find the body, huh? Damn I wish Kevin could've heard that one. J, don't let me forget to tell him, okay? And Howard said 'fuck' ohmigod this is like historic."
The waitress returned with the drink. She was flirting with AJ and as she set it on the table she leaned down so he could get a very good look at her cleavage. At the same time she whispered to Howie, "I talked to the nurse, she's single, and she's new in town ... you should offer to show her around. She'd be a fool not to go for it." With that she turned around and went over to AJ, "I'm off in about and hour if you're interested..."
What a coincidence I planned on getting off in about an hour and half. I'll wait for you if you want." AJ leered back. She smiled back, licked her lips and said, "I'll come check on you guys in a few." With that she walked away making sure AJ got a good view of her backside.
Nick was off in his own little world, playing with his broccoli and missing Brian's company, "Well at least I still have my PS2 ... wait a minute did I say that out loud?"
Howie was disgusted," Yes, dumbass you did!" he said as he finished his drink.
AJ smiled devilishly, and leaned toward Howie to say," Look dude, I really hate to see you like this. Why don't you go check the nurse out? The last one I had was a straight freak. We all know you need to get laid, even a bad one would do you some good at this point." Nick stopped him there, "Howie, man on the real, maybe you need to find someone to chill with. Go talk to her, buy her another drink, ask her to dance and all that good shit. You already know you have the same taste in liquor. If you're feelin' her, do her if not don't but at least try ... and for godsake don't wink at her more than twice. AJ, cut back in here, "Make eye contact, act like you wanna hear what she's sayin', and lick your lips; they go crazy for that."
Howie got fed up, and stood, " Do you guys think I need your advice on women? The last thing I need is coaching from Nintendo boy over there, and you freak of the century, weren't you on the cover of Whips and Chains Magazine?" AJ laughed, "3 months in a row." Then he got pissed, "Fuck this, talk to the bitch or don't. Right now I gives a shit, just stay the fuck away from me. I don't need this bullshit pissy ass attitude from you. I got my ass for the night." He stomped off to another table.
Nick is periodically glancing at the door, sort of like he's expecting someone to walk through it any minute.
"Geez, Howie who pissed in your Cheerios? Both of yall are on some ill shit. And for the record I have my ass lined up for the night too so I guess 'Nintendo boy' is doin' all right for himself, " he stated with a very self-satisfied look. AJ overheard this and couldn't resist, "*cough* bullshit *cough cough* bullshit," then he clears his throat.
Howie had to smother a laugh himself, " Yeah Nicky I don't think blow up dolls count. I'm gonna go to the bar and get a drink. Enjoy the rest of your evening."
As he walked away he noticed a beautiful Hispanic girl join Nick at the table. He laughed again to himself, "That's one helluva blowup doll." He took a seat at the bar with a smile on his face. On the other side he noticed a very pretty woman, not beautiful just pretty. What in the world was this woman doing there at a bar full of men. He looked around; there were plenty of empty tables, wait this had to be "the nurse" There wasn't another woman sitting at that bar period. She was wearing a very soft looking lavender top and black pants. As he walked over he noticed that her short curly hair had an almost ginger color that went oh so well with her medium brown complexion. He also noticed that the only jewelry was wore was a gold necklace with a treble clef charm. He was immediately intrigued.