Another game, another joke. John loses because of BS again. No it wasn't a frame skip, or the mythical comeback factor, not a CPU interception, or a random fumble. This time it was because of a Giant hamster. Yes. Down by 1 point with 30 seconds remaining, John was on his opponents 20 yard line. A cross pass over the middle and a sure touchdown was negated when a giant hamster ran onto the field and chewed the receivers legs off and part of his large intestine. The hamster then dropped the mangled players body, and proceded to intercept the ball and run it back 80 yards for a touchdown, which after a referee consultation was waived off.

John now drops to a 0-22-1 record in games decided by BS, including frame skips, dropped passes, CPU interceptions, broken controlers, and giant hamsters.

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