 | Hahaha! |
As Kim starts to laugh, Dave gets an eerie look on his face. Michelle watches from a distance, and Carl starts to calm down. He stands up, and looks at the corpse of Kisha on the ground. | |
| | Oh my God, this is fucking hilarious! |
 | What are you on? |
| | Dave, don't you get it? I'm joking. |
| | About what? |
| | I'm not going to kill you. |
| | You think I'm going to believe that? |
| | I sent Kisha after you so I could finally hunt her down and kill her myself. For you. |
| | What do you mean, 'hunt her down'? |
| | She would never meet me. We'd just talk on the phone. I've been looking for her for the longest time. And by the fucking way, Greg and I did not fuck! |
| | Right. |
| | He was trying to, but all I did was fight him off. I just used him to get out here to kill the psycho bitch! |
| | You killed Claire though. |
| | What you don't know, Dave, is that Claire is Kisha's half sister. She moved here from Michigan, just so her and Kisha could take you out. I helped them plan it out, but like I said, just to hunt Kisha down, and Claire, too. |
| | How am I supposed to believe this? |
| | Haven't you noticed that lately Claire has been a bitch? It's because her and Kisha's plans have been failing, and she was growing tired of you. But finally, all of us had it planned out tonight. But I could never hurt you Dave. I swear. |
| | I don't know why, but I believe... |
 | Guys, look! |
Becker turns, and Kim looks up to where Michelle is pointing. They see over the trees in the woods, a large flapping set of wings. | |
| | Oh my God, it's a huge ass bird. |
 | Yeah, but it's wings, look... |
| | They look metallic. |
| | And it's feathers do, too. |
Meanwhile, back in the woods, an almost passed out Plummer hovers in the arms of the beast. Derek, Swift, Greg and Dusty can barely even see the thing. But the monsters red eyes finally zoom on to the group, and it lets out a high pitched yell. It lifts Plummer in the air and tosses him down toward the group. Plummer's body crushes into Swift, knocking him backwards into a tree. Swift hits his head, and is knocked out cold. Amanda runs to him and makes him get up. Derek, Greg & Dusty start to run, as the monster swings downward toward them, in a ball of speed. Plummer and Amanda run the opposite direction the other three did. The monster slams its heavy claws on the ground in front of Swift. Swift awakens, and almost faints again at the sight of the monstrosity. | |
 | Oh... my... God. |
Derek, Greg & Dusty exit the woods, as they hear Swift screaming louder than they have ever heard him. They all turn, and become sick to their stomach. | |
 | Is... is Swift dead? |
 | I'd bet on it. |
 | Oh my God, dude. Why is this fucking happening? |
| | I don't know, but we need to get the fuck out of here. |
They come up to Michelle, Carl, Becker & Kim. Kim explains everything that just happened, and Dusty does the same. They all agree to leave. | |
| | But what about Plummer & Amanda? |
| | They're probably dead by now. |
| | Probably. Oh, and by the way Greg, did we fuck a minute ago? |
Everyone looks at Greg, wondering. | |
| | Um, well, no, but I only said that... |
| | Greg, you fuck! Trying to fuck me out of money! |
Just then, Dave swings his fist and pops Greg in the face. He goes in to hit him again when Derek, Carl & Dusty pull him off and hold him to the ground. Michelle and Kim help Greg up, and he just has a small cut below his eye, and it starts bleeding. | |
| | Let me fucking go! |
| | Dave, we have to fucking get out of... |
Just then, the loud, high pitched yell echoes through the sky as the giant monsters flies out of the dark woods. They all see it in perfect vision now. It's feathers are all chrome, silver and shining. It's head looks real, and resembles that of a crow. It's dark red eyes glare at them as it flaps in the sky, and it launches something it was holding in it's beak. Swift's severed head bounces off Michelle's blue focus, leaving a spot of blood on her roof. His head bounces over the group, above Kisha' wrecked car, and into the woods, but makes no noise after it disappears. | |
| | I'm going to be... *she then turns and vomits in the weeds* |
| | My brother's dead? |
| | Run! |
They all run for their vehicles as the monster starts flapping and speeding toward them. Carl jumps in his mom's car he borrowed. Derek & Dusty leap in Derek's car. Dave jumps in his, and Kim joins him. Greg leaps into his vehicle. | |
| | Shit, where's Dawg? |
| | Fuck, I don't know, just go! |
| | Michelle, come on! |
Michelle continues to puke, as the bird speeds toward her. She stops, and her face goes pale, as the bird flies toward her. | |
| | Michelle! |
Carl jumps out of his vehicle, but out of the trees flies out Swift's head, and right at the bird. The bird swallows it whole and slows down a little, wondering how that happened. Suddenly, from out of the woods jumps Dawg, with a bloody face, busted open head and scars all over him. He found a shovel in his slumber, and as he leaps out, the bird speeds forward. Michelle tries to run, but gets in the way of Dawg's swinging shovel, and he plants the tip of the shovel deep in Michelle's skull. The shovel becomes embedded in her head as the bird grabs her frail body and rips her off the ground, and into the sky. The bird relocates somewhere in the dark woods, and Dawg leaps for Derek's car. Carl jumps in Dawg's way. | |
| | You fucking killed Michelle! |
 | It was a fucking accident, dude, she got in the way. Besides, she was a lying, manipulative, smelly ass, shit starting bitch anyway. You can do better! |
| | You motherfucker... *he goes to swing his fist, but stops, and smiles* Fuck it, you're right. Let's go. |
Carl gets back in his vehicle, and watches Greg and Dave speed around them and toward the road. Carl high tails it out of the area, and Derek's car won't start. | |
| | Altenator? |
| | Fuck, I don't know! It's been running fine. |
| | Of course not now, when we really need it to! |
| | Fuckwhore! |
| | Maybe Michelle's keys are in her car. |
| | She probably lost them in her grand canyon cunt. |
They all laugh hysterically, but then become serious. They all jump out and pile into Michelle's car. But her keys aren't anywhere in the vehicle. | |
| | Can anybody hotwire? |
| | Nope. |
| | Nah. |
| | The only way we're getting out of here is by getting Michelle's keys. |
| | Yeah, and guess what son of a bitch has her now! |
Plummer, still weary, is assisted out of the woods, just farther down the road from the house. Amanda helps him out of the tall weeds and onto some soft grass. | |
 | You okay, baby? |
 | Yeah, just a little shocked. That thing didn't really hurt me. |
His voice is barely hearable. It's raspy, and he can barely talk. | |
| | I don't know what to do. I want to get to our truck. I'm sure the keys are still in it. We didn't really have enough time to get them out, ya know? |
They both attempt smiles and laughter, but it's only temporary. | |
| | Let's just get there. Hopefully that bird flew to its nest or something. |
They both get up and start walking down the road, when they hear a car coming up the road. They notice it to be a red, four door tinted Sunfire. They try to make out the plates. | |
| | Okay, I am going to go into the woods to look for the bitch's mangled body. As if it didn't look mangled before. |
They all have a laughing moment, but then become serious. | |
| | You sure, Dawg? |
| | Yeah. Because seriously, if it gets me, it'll eventually get you guys, too. |
Dawg turns and walks into the woods, and Dusty and Derek don't look too happy. A few minutes pass. | |
| | Hey, what about Amanda & Plummer's truck? Think the keys are in it? |
| | Won't hurt to check. |
They walk over to the vehicle, and Derek opens up the door, and sees the keys sitting in the ignition. | |
| | Yes! |
| | Should we take their vehicle? |
| | They're probably dead, you fuck! |
| | All right, let's drive it up there and yell for Dawg to get back, so we can get lost. |
Dusty gets in and Derek starts it up, and drives up to the woods entrance. | |
| | Daaawwwwgggg, come on, we got a vehicle that runs! |
| | Come on, Dawg, let's fucking go! |
But Dawg does not reply. | |
 | What's up, guys, how... |
Vansickle pulls up, and sees that Amanda & Plummer look like they've been in a fight. | |
| | What the fuck happened to you guys? |
| | Long story Vansickle. To summarize, there is a giant, robotic looking bird that is living around here. Can we have a ride to our truck? |
| | *looking astonished* Um, yeah, sure, get in. |
Dawg steps over a fallen tree, and looks around. He's trying to be as quiet as possible, but the crunching of the dead leaves doesn't help. He sees splatters of blood all over the place, but no sign of any part of Michelle that could hold her keys. He doesn't hear Derek and Dusty's yells, either. He's too far in the woods. | |
| | Derek is driving my truck! |
| | *almost passing out* He's not covered by the insurance. |
| | Is that Kisha Kru... |
| | Yeah, yeah, long story there, too. |
They pull up besides Amanda's truck. Amanda, in the front seat of Vansickle's Sunfire, and Plummer in back, eyes opening and closing, as he falls in and out of conscienceness. | |
| | Oh fuck, you guys are still alive! |
| | You guys were just going to steal my truck?! |
| | That's not very nice. |
| | We thought you were dead! Swift is! Michelle is! |
| | Michelle has herpes anyway... space aliens, dude! |
Everyone looks at Plummer, oddly. | |
| | Oh my God, I can't believe it. |
| | Why are you guys just hanging out here? |
| | Dawg is looking for Michelle's dead body, so he can get her car keys. We found your truck's keys after he left, and now we can't get him to come out. |
| | Not a good sign. |
| | Nope, definitely not a good... |
Just then, Michelle's severed head soars from the sky and sticks down through Vansickle's windshield wiper and stays there, as blood oozes out of her white, pale eyes. Amanda screams louder than ever. | |
| | Amanda? |
Dawg, still creeping through the woods, hears Amanda's screams, and he turns around, to see half of Michelle's body on a rope hanging from a tree he just passed. The rope is tied to her ankles, and her legs, slightly attached, but dangling bloodily from her stomach, and the rest of her body totally missing. He notices the jeans though, and Dawg is sure her keys are in there. | |
| | But how in the fuck did her body just get hung from there, when I just passed that tree? I think I would've noticed it. |
Just then, a loud, high pitched, but now louder than ever yell erupts in his ears, because the noise is coming from directly behind him. Dawg doesn't want to turn, as he still hears Amanda's screams coming from a distance... | |
