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Episode 105: Gametime (11/15/04) |
Derek, Dusty, Vansickle and Dawg all walk forward a little bit to get a better view.
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 | Oh my God, that is Michelle! |
 | This is fucking crazy. |
Just then, Michelle stands up from her meal and begins walking quickly toward the group.
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 | Oh fuck, what now? |
 | There are four of us and one of her, what can she possibly do? |
| | Yeah! I'm not letting some bitch kick my ass! |
Derek moves forward faster just as Michelle gets to the group, and he swings his fist, she grabs it and tosses him easily over her shoulder and about eight feet back. He bounces off the ground and moans in pain.
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| | Fuck this! |
Dawg turns to go back to the car, and the other two do the same.
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| | What about Derek? |
| | We're going to use the car and we're gonna run this bitch over! That's what... oh no. |
Just as Dawg gets to the driver's side, he sees at the front of the vehicle, Plummer, ripping cords and auto parts out of the hood. It keeps shocking him furiously, but he still keeps ripping and tearing up things.
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| | That motherfucker! |
 | I smell the heat, baby! Bring it on to the number seven... |
| | I haven't even got this car paid off yet! |
Just then, Vansickle is grabbed from behind and is starting to be choked by Michelle. Dawg and Dusty rush over and try to peel her off. They grab her fried shoulders and pull, but all they get is a handful of ash.
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| | Yuck! |
| | Eww! |
Dawg and Dusty then look at eachother, and then they both swing their fists. Michelle gets two fists planted on both sides of her head, and she lets go of Vansickle, who drops to the gorund gasping for air. Dawg and Dusty then attack, and they try to take her down. And all she does is grab both of them by the throats, and heaves them backwards, falling nearly right next to where Derek is laying and moaning. She turns just as Vansickle is getting up, and gives him an evil glare.
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 | I need help! |
Carl rushes the front counter of the Salem Police Station. Two of his old friends from high school are working behind the front desk. Mike McIntosh and Jeremy "Puff" Daniels.
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 | Carl, hey man, what's up? |
| | Hey, McIntosh. Seriously, there is an emergency! |
 | What's going on? |
| | Puff, listen. You are not going to believe any of this, I'm sure. |
| | Try us. |
| | Okay. There is a huge, chrome feathered deathbird attacking all of our friends out at the haunted house outside of town! |
| | Chrome feathered.. what? |
| | Dude, I know this sounds like a prank, but they are seriously in danger. There have already been a couple girls murdered, plus Swift and my girlfriend, Michelle, were killed also! We need help! |
| | And this is some kind of evil bird? |
| | Chrome feathered what? |
| | God damn, yes, a chrome feathered deathbird. I am being honest to God, guys! No lying. |
| | I guess we need to go take a look. |
Michelle lunges forward to choke Vansickle out again, when from out of clearly no where, a large Ford Explorer crushes Michelle directly in the side, separating the entire top half of her body sailing through the air, and the bottom half just bouncing over the grass. Her top half bounces off of a burnt tree stump, and oozes to the ground.
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 | I smoked whoever that was! |
 | Did you call the cops, Dave? |
 | Fuck no, I can't get any signal out here. Is Kim still out? |
| | Yeah, she's not moving. I'm beginning to wonder. |
| | Who did I just hit? Is it who I think it is. |
| | It looks like Michelle. |
| | It is! |
Vansickle yells at them through the window. Fenton rolls it down.
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| | What the fuck happened to her? |
| | Apparantly she came back to life in some kind of weird zombie way, and she beat the hell out of Dawg, Derek and Dusty. |
| | This is fucked up. |
All of them look over to see Derek being helped up by Dawg and Dusty. When suddenly, Vansickle is cracked in the back of the head by a car battery! They all turn quickly to see Plummer holding it, standing over the fallen Vansickle. His mouth is foaming, his eyes are blood red, and veins are looking to almost pop out of his neck.
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| | What the fuck happened to him?! |
Just then, Plummer drops the battery and sends his fist through the back passenger window and grabs Greg by the hair and pulls. Fenton lunges back and grabs Greg, and Becker gets out of the Explorer and rushes to the other side. Plummer furiously starts pulling Greg, trying to either yank him out of the vehicle or pull his head off.
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| | Let fucking go, asshole! |
Dave plants a stiff right hook in the side of Plummer's head, but all it does is make him let go of Greg and turn with an evil look at Dave. Plummer then begins to start swinging, and with unhuman speed, plants rights and lefts directly in Becker's face, head and stomach.
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| | Motherfucker! |
Fenton is out now and starts punching Plummer in the back of the head. Plummer then grabs Becker by the shirt, and flings Becker past him and into Fenton. They collide, and roll together onto the ground.
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| | My turn! You ain't gonna pull my hair! |
Greg swings the back door open clipping Plummer in the knees, knocking him to them. Greg jumps out of the vehicle and pulls a choke hold on Plummer. But he quickly rises up and heaves Greg over his shoulders, through the air, and into the pile with Becker and Fenton.
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| | Gametime! |
Just then, the recovered group of Dawg, Derek and Dusty all bounce on Plummer at the same time. They get him to the ground, and his ungodly strength doesn't hold up.
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| | Derek, look for some kind of rope, or something. We need to tie this psycho up! |
Derek scurries around, and looks in Vansickle's vehicle for a while. Dawg and Dusty keep Plummer detained.
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| | Jumper cables! |
| | What the hell are we going to do, shock him to death with the unrunning vehicle? |
| | Naw, naw, we can use them to tie him up with. |
| | Yeah, dick! |
Derek rushes over, and they all attempt to tie Plummer up. But then, he creates some kind of super strength, grabs the jumper cables from Derek and swings it into a noose, and applies it quickly around all three of their necks! He pulls hard on it, and starts choking all three of them out together.
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| | KKK show! We're going to have a little death fun! |
Plummer turns, and takes off running around the Explorer, but leaving the other three on the opposite side of the truck. The cable is now laying across the top of the truck, with Plummer on one side of it, and Dawg, Derek & Dusty on the other side, being choked out. Plummer then pulls hard on the cable, and the three smash hard against the side of the truck, and Plummer pulls harder, picking all three of them off their feet into the air! He pulls harder, noosing the three men. None of them can breathe, and they are fighting to pull the cables away from their necks.
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| | This.. is.. it.. *gasping desperately* guys. |
But suddenly, the same car battery swings from behind Plummer, and the corner of it stabs hard into the back of Plummer's bald skull. Plummer's grasp untightens, his eyes widen up, and he drops hard to the ground.
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 | Stupid ass motherfucker. |
She drops the battery, and she crawls back into the truck, and passes out once again. Dawg, Dusty and Derek's fallen bodies all release the cables from their necks and toss it to the ground. They all breathe heavily, and rub their necks, as all of them have red rings around their throats.
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| | God.. damn.. I.. thought.. that.. was.. the.. end. |
In the distance, they hear police sirens. Dawg looks up and can even see the lights flashing. The sky is beginning to darken, and the sun is setting.
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| | Finally. |
| | This day has to end soon. |
The Salem Police car pulls up and parks, and out of the driver's side gets out Mike McIntosh, in full uniform. Puff gets out of the passenger's side, also in uniform, and he opens the back door. Carl leaps out of the backseat and runs up to Dawg, Derek and Dusty.
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| | Oh my God, what has happened since I left?! |
| | Shit. Plummer's head injury turned him insane. Um... |
| | Amanda got snatched by the bird. |
| | Michelle's body regenerated somehow, but Fenton smeared her into pieces. |
| | And Kim just finished Plummer off. |
| | No he didn't! He's still alive, man! |
Their heads all turn quickly to see if Plummer is coming after them. But all they see is McIntosh and Puff dragging Plummer's handcuffed, lifeless body around the side of the truck.
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| | He's still alive? |
| | Yeah, we came over to him and he was mumbling something about dead car batteries, so we detained him. |
| | It's pretty apparant he'll wind up in some institution. Some good drugs might turn him sane. Who knows? |
Vansickle sits up, feeling his head.
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| | It's all over, Vansickle. Kim clubbed Plummer in the head so hard with your car battery, it knocked him out. For a minute, anyway. |
| | Good, good. I'm going to help Fenton, Greg and Becker. I can hear them moaning in pain. |
Within an hour, a few more cop cars showed up, and a couple ambulances. All the bodies were collected, the cars were towed, the evidence rallied up. Derek, Dusty, Dawg and Carl piled into the back of the cop car. Vansickle rode with Fenton, Dave & Greg in the Explorer. It was now full night time, as the cop car and Fenton's truck rolled down the highway back into town.
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| | God, what a day. |
Dawg looks over and sees Dusty and Derek passed out asleep. Carl is looking out his window, and seems to be crying a little bit.
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| | I can't believe Michelle, Swift and Amanda are gone. |
| | And Plummer is getting shipped off. |
Becker is passed out asleep in the front seat, and Vansickle is also sleeping in the backseat.
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| | And can you believe that right after Kim hit Plummer with that battery, she passed out into a coma? |
| | Yeah, man. I hope she awakes from that soon. |
| | I just cannot believe this day. |
| | Thank God it's over. |
| | No shit. |
Dawg tries to take a nap in the back of the cop car, but gets his eyes opened back up by the sound of thunder. He sees lightning striking off in the sky somewhere ahead. The car rides and Dawg continues to look on, when he sees a familar person standing on the side of the road. The car comes up to it, and Dawg, again, notices who it is.
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| | *whispering to self* Swift, again. |
As it gets to him standing there, the image just floats along outside Dawg's window staring at him. Swift waves, and smiles at Dawg.
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| | *still whispering* Oh my God. |
 | Dawg. I am glad to see there were lots of survivors. Unfortunately.. it's still not over. |
| | Huh? |
Swift's body then fades away as it begins to rain. Dawg removes his view to up front of the vehicle. He watches the headlights shine on through the rain. But then, Dawg hears a familiar, yet terrifying sound. The high pitched squaking rings out, but very faintly, somewhere behind him. He hears it loud and clear. Dawg's eyes widen greatly, as his face goes deathly pale.
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| | Oh no. |
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