Yo, help me...
When I walk in the room, I become ignored,
I'll never take over, in this quest I'm poor.
I'll never take this girl out, all I'll do is whine,
and eventually I'll be masturbating all night.
I'm abstinent, but I have no chance to refuse,
Girls love my money for them to use.
I sure and the hell ain't a pimp, I'm a bitch,
I am an asshole, and a fucking prick.
So maybe that's why everyone messes with me,
please just beat my ass, because my point is this, see...

I'm the jester of the world, jester of the world,
I have a reign of ignorance and fucked up words,
You're greater than me, I'm positively sure.
I want to say no to sex, but first there needs to be a girl,
Didn't you know I was jester of the world?

Whoever doesn't like me makes me feel so upset,
I try so hard to get friends it's kind of sick.
I'm not shit but my personality stays positive,
I'll make better money soon, at least that's looking up a bit.
Oh that's great, someone called me a name,
And I am the one who gets all the blame.
I choose the wrong path with close minded people,
My style is fresh but my intent is evil.
I'll call you before you call me,
we won't do anything because there's no where to be.
The scene needs changing and I really do try,
If I seem cocky I apologize.
I just try to front just to hide my painful insides,
I'm usually wrong and rarely right, because...