You're a cowardly lion. And speakin' of lion. You lyin'.
And my feelings for you all depend on the timing.
Rock out with your cock out, that's the way to be,
but I have to be trashed off SoCo, Miller Lite or Jim Beam.
Hell, I won't even have sex sober, or at all lately,
and I'm sick and done of the second class ladies.
Cot Damn, it's barely third class and that's crazy.
I hate those drunken nights when I'm blue,
but Kimberly Sue, it's all "Socks and Shoes."
Teresa, I think it's time I listen to you more,
You do what's best for everyone, and that's a chore.
Take it off, and I really meant the commercial,
And sometimes to me Creed is dull.
Naw, joking but seriously, listen to what I have to say,
the best band are the Presidents of the USA.
Inside jokes are fabulous, John,
and seriously, no more jokes about your mom.
Awwwwwesome. Tragic, now what's that whatever dot com?
I'm definitely sick of being alone now, I think,
but look at my first choice. Fuck, I need a drink.

For all those people I love, here's to our lives,
To all of my friends who are there, I love you dearly.
For all of my dawgs who care for me, thank you,
To all of my friends I cherish, I love you clearly.

Picky Pickerson is me, and I just can't believe it,
and if I never find that special someone, so be it.
Yeah, so what if I ain't gonna date you because you're not hot?
I've highered my standards now, because I think my dick will rot.
Seriously, I think it's throbbing right now,
and I think it's oozing some kind of bright brown.
Nah, I'm joking, at least to the girls,
and not the gay ones or any guy in the world.
Kim, are you bisexual now? I won't tell Boom Boom,
but you know he'd like it and bring another chick in the room.
But if you bring Masterwaiter back for that, that's whack,
I ain't watchin' that, plus you're like my sister so I'll pass.
Now what, Chad? It's pretty bad when Kristy looks like you're dad,
and you got her in bed, and not Danielle? That's sad.
Hell, I did, after like the second time I met her,
She let me pet her and eventually I let her, gimme some head.
And I bet her it would get better, but in like two minutes,
I was totally finished, and my hard on diminished.
My lil' onion wasn't experienced as much as it was back then,
And now it's hard to keep track all it's been in.

For all those people I love, here's to our lives,
To all of my friends who are there, I love you dearly.
For all of my dawgs who care for me, thank you,
To all of my friends I cherish, I love you clearly.

Here's your sign, or symptoms. And Carl, quit pimpin'.
I got you into this mess, and I'm tryin' with Fenton,
but he's too busy gimpin', or is he limpin'?
But I'm getting too old for this shit anymore,
and it's a future for myself that I am in for,
I'm in store for a whole new beginning, and I am not winning,
I suck at this game of love, and the one of life is dwindling.
But, my phone is straight, especially my new one,
now all I need is a big cock, because I definitely never grew one.
I also need to last a little bit longer, lift weights and be stronger,
lose the glasses, get a tan. And not be a pussy, and be a man.
She told me y'll were broke up, I promise you this,
but don't beat my face, I'm ugly enough as it is.

For all those people I love, here's to our lives,
To all of my friends who are there, I love you dearly.
For all of my dawgs who care for me, thank you,
To all of my friends I cherish, I love you clearly.

I'm Back. Thanks Collin, and I'm solemn,
when I swear this to you, it's Cot Damn true,
you and Layla are meant to be, good luck with that dude.
If you don't give a fuck, you won't get a fuck, shucks.
I think Greg was right, because I got lonely nuts.
And I'm stuck in this big blue truck, but it is sweet,
but a nice, unpsychotic hottie is who I need to meet.
But drama surrounds with who I like nowadays,
I don't even think I do, but who cares anyways?
I've been told she'd screw me over, but not in the fun way,
And the last time I was sober was Sunday.
But when you got no one to hold, that's all there really is,
pathetic I know, but true, I still got my friends.