In the life of me, think of a wife for me, not with these, please ..
For there's been six girls that I gave my heart to,
then I looked back and regretted the things that I did do.
Rikki was number one, thought I had won, cute so sweet,
fell over my feet, but she was way too young, wasn't illegal, so what?
Made me look dumb, "hey guess how old she was?" I was embarrassed.
She broke up with me, and she was thirteen, I was seventeen,
so what do ya mean? It kinda went along with my love life's theme.
About a week later came the jewel of 'em all, only number two but that ain't all,
name was Amanda, came out like random, felt her warmth in my heart,
and from that moment and on, my head was gone, and so it did start.
Was the only one that I can say I truely loved, but that wasn't enough,
didn't get to see her, and wasn't for sure, what in the world was going on.
Broke up a couple times, and her parents didn't like the thought.
To them I was the one out for one thang, got me ticked off so I sang,
didn't work out so we were through, and a flick of the wrist, gone with number two.
About three or four months, my head was in chunks, came number three .. wee.
She wasn't that great, why did I wait? Lasted five days, a helluva pain.
Crystal was her name, drove me insane, told my friend Dave, she liked me .. okay.
Asked the girl out and we danced that night, I really thought that it felt so right,
but she said I never talked and ended it quick, that was a faulty trick,
the girl now makes me sick, she moved to Ohio, good riddance ya bitch ..
Whoa, so I felt so lonely for a long long time, got my license snatched, oh what a crime,
so I couldn't drive anywhere, felt like I was impaired, walked everywhere,
got a couple of stares, and the summer came in and glared, then there came Sara.
She was a sexy girl, with a love for the world, but I couldn't keep her mind on me.
And with a little consistency, I handled the tragedy, lasted a little over a month,
saw her maybe once or twice, long distance no sight, never again will I perform that stunt.
But quickly after her came the girl Tiffany, lived in the same town, but differently.
Went over there just about everyday, didn't have much to say, lip locked all day,
but there was something about her that I couldn't find right, I admit it in daylight,
and under the moon, she annoyed me in a way, sounds a little bit rude,
but dude, what can I do? Got tired of driving there, and on my day offs, too.
But now at this day we are pretty good friends, but I'm still glad our thang had to end,
and I can guarantee that it will never happen again, thought I regretted her more than ever,
but that was when the number six came, and unhappily ever after ..
Her name was Melanie and it was a mistake, she was a heartbreak, haha a skank,
Psychotic, not erotic, anti-depressant, convalescent, depressing, stressing,
she needs to shut her mouth, needs to be kicked out, of the human race, a disgrace,
needs to find a place to erase her hate, for the world, what a screwed up girl,
and my friends agree, that she's annoying, a loser, a chooser of the worst ideas,
has the most ignorant of all fears, of public places, of popular faces, keep your spaces.
Now as I drop the final last rhyme, and if you read every line, you'll notice my prime,
was probably wasted but it's all right, I got a better one in mind, it'll be better this time.
So no matter the failure or how paler, I'll never give up, now I'll shut up, keep the love up.