Horrors of the evenings expressed in your eyes,
as your thighs raise high into the sky,
I unzip my fly and turn off the lights,
the sex goes on through the middle of the night.
Months pass on and what do I hear?
You deny it all, what's up with the fear?
Listen, dear, I don't like to jeer,
but, hey, if I were you I would cheer.
Praise my name and realize the truth,
Have no shame, because I have no proof.
The day later we talked about it,
Things to do and how we're gonna route it,
I'm not asking you to shout it,
just don't get crowded, but I won't pout it,
maybe you'll tell the truth... nah, I doubt it.
Why in the hell you gotta make me look like a liar?
Go smoke one, you'll believe it when you're higher.

Because it's a dawgy dawg world, you'd better represent,
Because it's a dawgy dawg world, so don't resent.
It's a dawgy dawg world with dawgy dawg ways,
Dawgy dawg girls and dawgy dawg days.
Dawgy dawg memories and dawgy dawg rage,
It's a dawgy dawg world in this day and age.

Okay, it's time to come out in the open,
this one time girl sure was a hoe and,
Feelin' and gropin', now I dream of chokin',
this little bitty slut that I was pokin'.
I used to love her but now it's just hate,
I wouldn't touch that again even if she tried to rape,
she's such a bitch, I wish I would've got her on tape,
suckin' so great, after one of our dates.
I wasn't the first, the second, third or number four,
it's really hard tellin' with this drunk whore,
who wants to score? Try alcohol and you'll get that and more,
she'd do it on the floor, in the car or against the door,
but just wait a couple months and it'll become a bore.
This crazed tramp doesn't know the meaning of love,
after a while, enough was enough, I had to wear a glove,
to finger that flubb, and speaking of,
when I was on her above, and in her I would shove,
I could smell her stench, and I puked like a drunk.
That shit stunk like a dead tree trunk,
and sometimes lickin' it, in my mouth would be some gunk,
some nasty funk, I don't know what it was,
I don't want to know, I just got off that fuzz,
Ugh, why do bitches not clean out that grubb?
Maybe it's just her that never scrubs.