It didn't have a chance from the beginning,
as soon as it started, it started ending.
That's how it goes in this life of mine,
it's time to unwind and break this bind.

It's the same old sad story about me,
like someone and then get crushed quickly.
And all my friends warned me at the start,
that I'd end up with a broken heart.
Sad tears and hurt feelings? Hell no, damn it,
I'm just sexually frustrated and I can't stand it.
These girls that I like and they break me in half?
They throw me around and it's funny and they laugh.
What they don't know is that I'm not like other guys,
I won't crawl back to them, because I wear a disguise.
Now I don't want to be with them anymore,
because all I want is to fuck 'em hardcore.

It's The Complex, where they hurt you at first.
It's The Complex, where they give you their worst.
And all I can say, as I sit here today,
I wanna give 'em orgasms and finger and play.
Get head, eat out and have a little sex,
Congratulations, girls, you're in The Complex.

Now if I can't get it up, I apologize right off,
But if you try real hard to make me rise, I'll get you off.
I know your spots before I even get there,
give you goosebumps you never had, and rise your arm hairs.
You know you want it as much as I want it as well,
you'll be under my spell, as you scream and yell.
You flew, right through, this old heart, boo,
but ya knew, after this I'd be after you.
I don't give up and I never will, as I wanna fulfill,
so you better stay still, you can't run so chill.

Now lay right here and I'll move up your shirt,
pause it won't hurt, and then I move at your skirt.
After I start lickin' on your nipples and make you squirm,
I start feeling the shell harden on my worm.
I twiddle my finger around your clit,
I won't quit, because I know you want it.
I tease just a little bit, and then I insert it,
and I promise in your hole I won't hurt it.
Up and down and up and down,
I hear you gettin' started as I giggle like a clown.
After all that I move right to the big zone,
and I find that niche and then you really moan.
I rub and push and stroke and feel,
a lot of guys can't find it but I certainly will.
And just right after your sixth orgasm with you shaking about,
I go downstairs and I eat you out!
Mmm baby, mmm, will that feel good?
Of course it does, I know it would.
And after I finish yodelin' in the valley,
I ram the lil' onion for the grand finale.

After that then maybe you all will wanna be my girl,
but unfortunately for you there's not a chance in the world.

It's The Complex, where they hurt you at first.
It's The Complex, where they give you their worst.
And all I can say, as I sit here today,
I wanna give 'em orgasms and finger and play.
Get head, eat out and have a little sex,
Congratulations, girls, you're in The Complex.

And I know, that you, are so pretty,
but the way you all treat me is so shitty.
But I understand because I'm used to it,
now's it's my turn to be the dick...

But I swear, I will still get you off.