:-) Happy :-( Sad |-[#] About to explode >-< Absolutely livid :%) Accountant d:-p Adolescent :-\ 8o After a cold shower :-o ^^^^: After zipping up fly too fast :-{ -__-: After slamming the toilet seat #:-0 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * :-o Alarmed ! V(8-| Air Force pilot -( Always wear safety glasses -) Always Wear Safety Glasses (|:-# American footballer =:-H American footballer C:# American footballer _:^) American Indian %-} Amused 0:-) Angel / saint 0:) Angel / saint O:-) Angel / saint o:-) Angel / saint O 8-) Angel / saint O |-) Angel / saint :-II Angry :-@ Angry (:-& Angry :-|| Angry ~ :-( Angry Particularly _o-) Aquanaut O-) Aquanaut @:-) Arab |I Asleep (I Asleep |-I Asleep |-| Asleep |-( Asleep and having nightmares 3-I Asleep and having nightmares _(D) Astronaut ~:-o Baby (crying) (: ) Balaclava (:-) Bald C:-| Bald :-% Banker (: )t Bank robber C):-O Barbershop quartet member q:-) Baseball catcher q:-# Baseball catcher d:-) Baseball player ~~~c___ Beach *8-) Beaker (The Muppet) :-)} Beard :-} Beard :-)# Beard :<)= Beard (:-{~ Beard :-)## Beard long :-)> Bearded %+| Beaten Up \:-) Beret /:-) Beret */:-) Beret (-E: Bi-focals :-)-8 Big girl :-)3 Big girl :-)-}8 Big girl :-)8< Big girl :-)B Big girl :-)-{8 Big girl ;-)-8 Big girl winking at you :-(=) Big Teeth |-O Birth <>:-) Bishop :-* Bitter (:-D Blabber Mouth !-( Black Eye :-1 Bland :-! Bland *L* Blotto :-* Blowing a kiss :-# Blowing a kiss :-x Blowing a kiss |-<> Blowing a kiss :* Blowing kisses :P Blowing a raspberry :-r Blowing a raspberry :-) -8 Blue balls :-? Blue Oyster Cult fetishist :-( Boo hoo C:-) Bonjour, Monsieur :-)8 Bow tie :-)x Bow tie :-)X Bow Tie :_) Boxer :o) Boxer's nose :-# Braces :-{#} Braces %-6 Braindead %6 Brain dead ;-)o===8 Braggart R-) Broken Glasses (:-... Broken Heart :^) Broken Nose }:-( Bull-headed :C Bummed :-c Bummed :-C Really bummed |:-) Bushey Eyebrows ~M`'~ Camel ~= Candle || Car }:-< Cat :-) > Celibate :-/ Chagrined C=:-) Chef Q=:-) Chef (graduated) ) Cheshire Cat <|-) Chinese <|-( Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes. ;-) ===8 Circumcised *:o) Clown *:-)) Clown <*:oDX Clown :*) Clown :-D Comedy (V)=| Computer game champion :-8( Condescending %-) Confused |-( Contact lenses, but has lost them 3:-) Cow X-) Cross Eyed C):-) Cowboy :-[ Critical :-t Cross :-z Cross %-) Cross-eyed H-) Cross-eyed %) Cross-eyed :,( Crying :/ Crying :'-( Crying :,-( Crying :~(~~ Crying :~-( Crying &.(.. Crying :') Crying 0-) Cyclops {0-) Cyclops (*): I Cyclops (O-) Cyclops .) Cyclops @-) Cyclops *-( Cyclops Poked in the Eye (or after meeting Odysseus) X) Dead #-) Dead X-( Dead 8-# Dead ]:-) Devil ~(O)| Deep sea diver (O)| Deep sea diver {:-{ Definitely unhappy :-L] Dentist :-E] Needs to go to the dentist :-F] Just came back from the dentist >:-) Devil }:-) Devil >-) Devil rude };-> Devil rude > ;7)~~ Devil and winky combined >:> Devilish >:-) Devilish C=>8*) Devilish chef with glasses and a moustache :-> Devilish Grin (heavy sarcasm) >:-> Devilish remark :-|:-| Deja'vu =:-) Dickhead <=8:-) Dickhead =|:-)X Diplomat :-e Disappointment :-| Disgusted :-)-O Doctor (with stethoscope) :-( Drama :)~ Drooling :-)~ Drooling / dribbling :-B Drooling / dribbling :-)' Drooling / Dribbling :)) Double-chinned :*) Drunk C=}>;*{)) Drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin. C=}>;*{O) Drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin C= 2>;*{)) Drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin. %-<|> Drunk with laughter %-) Drunk with laughter {:V Duck .\/ Duck <:-) Dumb Question <:) Dunce <:I Dunce :-3 Eaten a lemon :-& Eating spaghetti <:-O Eeek ! (:-I Egghead (:I Egghead :-|K- Evening dress }-) Evil >:-) Evil Grin |:-| Excessively rigid #-) Exhausted after partying all night :-# Fat Lip >- Female :)3 Female *:-} 8 * Female *:-} 8 O Female and on the make %') Finished off a fifth for lunch (O--< Fishy ~== Flame Follows @;-) Flirt :'''-) Floods of Tears :-! Foot in Mouth :-< Forlorn :->X==| Formal wear /:-) French \:-) French Hat P-) Fresh 8) Frog :-( Frown (anger or displeasure) :( Frowning (:-< Frowning (:-( Frowning *:* Fuzzy (:-| General or marshal (: ( Ghost (: (=| Ghost costume :-)O Girl very messed up :-X Giving you a big wet kiss R-) Glasses broken %-( Glasses broken ::-) Glasses broken (8-{)} Glasses, Moustache and a Beard :] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend. %~v God I hate line noise! |-{ Good Grief (Charlie Brown) 8-) Gorilla |<:-) Graduate L:-) Graduate Q:-) Graduate (recent) :<) Graduate from an Ivy League or Oxbridge college :^D Great! I like it! 8^| Grim ;-)=) Grin :-):-):-) Guffawing loudly \:^) Gumby :-) Ha ha -) Ha ha O:-) Halo /8^{~< Hair Line, Glasses, Moustache, and Goatee /8^{~ Hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee ||* Handshake <|## Hangman ^L^ Happy :-) Happy :^) Happy :-)) Very happy :,-) So happy that they're crying :'-) So happy that they're crying :~-) So happy that they're crying 8-> Just happy ^(^ Happy variation :%)% Has acne ?-( Has a black eye !-( Has a black eye %-) Has had long bangs :-~| Has a cold :-'| Has a cold :*) Has a cold :-') Has a Cold :-3 Has Eaten a Lemon -( Has had their eyes gouged out E-( Has had their eyes gouged out =-( Has had their eyes scratched out .-) Has only one eye ,-) Has only one eye and is winking |:-) Has bushy eyebrows >:-( 8 *>- Has a disparaging opinion of feminists :-{~ Has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch /;-) Has one big thick cock-eyed eyebrow %-) Has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight |-( Has lost their contact lenses {:-) Has old-fashioned hair -:-) Has a Mohican =:-) Has a Mohican ~:-) Has a Mohican and has been out in the rain #:-) Has matted hair &:-) Has curly hair / forgot to brush their hair S:-) Has wavy hair / uses too much hairspray @:-) Has wavy hair / uses too much hairspray >:-> Has a crew cut J:-) Has nice hair $:-) Has a comb stuck in their hair o:-( Has been shot between the eyes +-( Has been shot between the eyes :I) Has a septum pierce :-|) Has a moustache :-{ Has a moustache :<) Has a moustache :-*| Has a moustache :-{) Has a handlebar mustache :-3 Has a handlebar mustache :-}) Has an RAF moustache :-#) Has a bushy moustache :-$ Has mouth wired shut :-(=) Has big teeth :-|] Has no need to go to the dentist :-T Has just zippered their lips shut :-B Has just bitten their lip :-)) Has a double chin :-)= Has a goatee :-{> Has a goatee :-R Has the flu 8*) Has glasses and a moustache :-) . Has an innie belly button :-) , Has an outie belly button C:-) Has a large cranial capacity }:-} Has a big grin ;^? Has been punched out %+| Has lost a fight ;-\ Has been beaten up ;-| Has been beaten up but is staying silent :-s Has heard a bizarre comment %-| Has been working all night :-S Has just made an incoherent statement :-* Has just eaten something sour :-# Has just said something that shouldn't have been said *-) Has been shot dead :-( | Has been beheaded :-(O Has been hanged ._/ Has been squashed :-! Has their foot in their mouth :-P Has their tongue hanging out in anticipation (:-) ? Has had a sex-change <<<<(:-) Hat salesman HATS: d:-) Baseball cap o<:-) Bobble hat c):-) Bowler hat C|:-) Bowler hat D) Crash helmet G:-) Football helmet @}:-) Gardening hat (|:-) Helmet <|:-) Party hat K:-) Propeller hat / beanie 8-(:-) Propeller hat / beanie *\:-) Tam o'shanter =|:-) Top hat @:-) Turban :-( Have an ordinary day >:^( Headhunter (Amazon style) :X) Hear no evil :-... Heart-broken |:-) Heavey Eyebrows |-) Hee hee |^o Hepcat <:-)` Hero :-> Hey hey <:<)} Hippie {-}}} Hippie (##] Hockey player :-> Hey hey |-D Ho ho B-) Horn-rimmed glasses : Hmmm :-I Hmmm :-, Hmmm [] Hugs and ,`:-C Huh? What's the matter?" / "What's wrong? m(_)m Humble bow of thanks or apology %*@:-( Hung Over %-\ Hungover %*@:-) Hungover @-) Hypnotist ;-S I kind of like it (:-$ Ill :~) Ill with a cold !:-) Imaginative ):-) Impish -]:-)[- Impressed :-( :- Impotent X-) Inconscious :-| Indifference :| Indifferent :-I Indifferent/sad 8 Infinity 8-I In suspense 8-| In suspense ~~:-) Is on fire / has been flamed ! ~~:-[ Is on fire / has been flamed ! %-6 Is brain-dead (:-| Is an egghead (:I Is an egghead <:-I Is a dunce &8-| Is a nerd *8-| Is a nerd 8-) Is a nerd *X-| Is a dead nerd :-H Is missing teeth :-=) Is an older user with a moustache :<) Is a blabbermouth (:-D Is a blabbermouth :-B Is a buttmouth (:-$ Is ill (-: Is left handed :-|8( )- Is pregnant :-d~ Is a heavy smoker *:* Is fuzzy *:** Is fuzzy with a fuzzy moustache :-{8 Is very unhappy with the results of her breast implant surgery |[*] Is exploding NOW !!!!! -: Is upside down with a brick in their mouth :::) Is smiling despite being riddled with bullets >8-0 Is in the throes of composition :-D* Is laughing so much they don't realise that there's a spider hanging from their lip :*D Is drunk and laughing in church for no reason ._) Is suffering from Lorentz contractions I:-O Is a flathead / flat-top @:-} Is just back from the hairdresser :-] Is a blockhead :-[ Is an unhappy blockhead o:-) Is a pea-brain :-C Jaw hit Floor d:-) Jockey :-)(-: Just Married ! 8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain .-) Keeping an eye out :-T Keeping a straight face :-* Kiss :-X Kiss :* Kisses :-x} Kissing :-x Kissing +<||-) Knight :+) Large Nose :D Laughing :-D Laughing (-D Laughing (-) Laughing :-))) Laughing or double chin :.-) Laughing tears %-(|) Laughing out loud :'-D Lauging so much that they're crying :,-D Lauging so much that they're crying :D Laughter ;-} Leer/ Leering :-} Leering >:-> Leering (-: Left-handed (}-8] Left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones I-8)~V-|! Left-handed general of an AF Apache radar section : ) Leper ;-> Lewd :-9 Licking lips :-? Licking lips :d Licking lips :-# Lips are sealed :-X Lips are sealed :-{} Lipstick 8:-) Little girl X:-) Little kid %+{ Lost A Fight >:-< Mad >:-<< Mad > :-( Mad <:-) Magician <*:-) Magician :- Male (:-) Male :)8- Male (:-) : -8 Male and on the make (:-[ : 8- Male sadist (:/] > 8- Male masochist :-)... :-(... Manic depressive :-)... :-( Manic depressive (#-[ Marine >X#-[ Marines never die, they just regroup in Hell )-::-( Married #:-) Matted Hair {|:-) Mao suit <{:-)} Message in a bottle ]:-) Member of the Royal Family 0>-<(= Message of interest to women o>8<(= Message about interesting women (:-# Message about something that shouldn't have been said 2B|^2B Message from Shakespeare - @= Message About Nuclear War 8-)*--- Miami Vice fan :) Midget smiley *(:-| Military officer MP(:-[ Military Policeman o(:-) Miner +<:-) Monk / nun :-| Monkey <:3 Mouse / rat <:3 )~~~~ Mouse / rat :-# Moustache :<) Moustache :-{) Moustache :-{ Moustache :^{)> Moustache and beard :-X Mute :-: Mutant smiley :-# My lips are sealed (-) Needs a haircut ~~\8-O Needs to Fix Frayed Cord on Computer ~~:-( Net.flame ~:-( Net.Flame E-:-I Net.ham-radio O |-) Net.religion 3:o[ Net.Pets X-( Net.suicide 8 :-I Net.unix-wizards {:-{)} New hair style, mustache and beard :/I No Smoking ! :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :=) Noses has two (or has no nose...) :_) Nose sliding off their face :--) Nose very large :c) Nose very large :C) Nose very large :c< Nose very large :~) Nose squiggly :>) Nose big (:+) Nose big :/\) Nose extremely big :u) Nose pug :n) Nose pug :^) Nose broken / pointy / cute nose :v) Nose broken / pointy / cute nose |~( Nose has just had their nose broken :+) Nose has just had their broken nose set :-) Nosy %-{ Not amused :/) Not amused >:-( Not keen on something +<:-| Nun/Monk :-P Nyah nyah :-] Obnoxious :-o Oh ! 8-O Omigod .-) One-eyed :-* Oops ! :-O Oops :-0 Orator :-v Orator :-)| Out on the town People: =|:-) Abe Lincoln =|:-)= Abe Lincoln ]:-} =]===> King Arthur B-) Batman B-| Batman (played by Michael Keaton) *8-) Beaker (The Muppets) *:o) Bozo the Clown :/7) Cyrano de Bergerac (8-o Mr Bill #:-o Mr Bill #:o+= Betty Boop :)) The Chesire Cat ) The Chesire Cat =|:=) Charlie Chaplin C|:-= Charlie Chaplin =:o] Bill Clinton :-))) William Conrad : .) Cindy Crawford >>-O-> General Custer .-) Sammy Davis Jr. ,-) Sammy Davis Jr. B-(8 Sir Robin Day :-[x> Count Dracula :-C Count Dracula 8(:-) Walt Disney :###) Jimmy Durante :::-) The Elephant Man %-) The Elephant Man :--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H) -) Jose Feliciano 7:-) Fred Flintstone [:-|I Frankenstein's monster [:-) Fankenstein's monster EK( Frankenstein's monster }:-{| Clark Gable :+) Carl Friedrich Gauss { Alfred Hitchcock :=( Adolf Hitler :-=( Adolf Hitler :-) --- John Holmes (:-) : 8=== John Holmes :-) ===8` John Holmes :'O Bob Hope (8 ) The Invisible Man :-(O) Mick Jagger ?8-o Elton John :-(( Al Jolson :-)) Al Jolson $-) Alex Keaton (Family Ties) - Helen Keller ===:-D Don King :-)!!! Sam Kinnison P-) Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes) C)B-) The Lone Ranger ~(:-) Tonto }B-i Groucho Marx |:[' Groucho Marx :*) Ed McMahon :-! Malcolm McUser :-.) Marilyn Monroe / Madonna O-) Megaton Man on patrol ! 8(:-) Mickey Mouse :'} Richard Nixon :-) 8 Dolly Parton %\v Picasso Pablo %-~ Picasso Pablo %-^ Picasso Pablo :----} Pinnochio +-:-) Pope +O:-) Pope +<:-| Pope +<(:-) Pope +-(:-) Pope !-| Popeye @:-() Presley Elvis 5:-) Presley Elvis :Q) John Q. Public 7:) Reagan Ronald 7:^] Reagan Ronald ([( Robocop |:] Robocop (|-| F Robocop >|( Robocop 3:*> Rudolph the Reindeer *<:-)> Santa Claus *<|:-) Santa Claus o-<:-}}} Santa Claus *<(:-) Santa Claus o-(:-{o{{{{ Santa Claus o<:-}} Santa Claus :-)=== Schwarzenegger Arnold :-) Shoemaker Willie )P-( Silver Long John :8-1 Simpson Bart 3 :-) Simpson Bart ****:-) Simpson Marge :-) Simpson Marge /:-| Mr. Spock Q:-o Tell William Jr. :$) Trump Donald (8<| Vader Darth 4:-) Washington George }:-{| Whiplash Snidley =):-) Uncle Sam =|:-)= Uncle Sam ->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead =)||) Zorro Pet Smilies: 3:] Pet smiley 3:o] Pet smiley 3:[ Mean pet smiley :-I Semi-smiley := | Smiley baboon :=8) Smiley baboon : = Smiley beaver d8= Smiley beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat 8^ Smiley chicken 3:-) Smiley cow 3:-o Smiley cow =^..^= CyberKat :3-< Smiley dog {:V Smiley duck .V Smiley duck B| Smiley frog B) Smiley frog wearing sunglasses 8P Smiley frog in the mating season 8b Smiley frog in the mating season 8:] Smiley gorilla :-| Smiley monkey :8) Smiley pig :@) Smiley pig | ) Smiley salamander ~~~~8} Smiley snake ><:>== Smiley turkey :-> Smiley walrus :<= Smiley walrus :V Smiley woodpecker (:[ Smiley worm (or ant) '~;E Unspecified four-legged critter (V)=| Pacman Champion *<8-)X Party outfit with a hat and bow-tie #-) Partied ALL Night :-/ Perplexed or Skeptical [:-) Personal stereo :?) Philosopher g-) Pince-nez %-^) Picasso :8) Pig :-? Pipe Smoker oX) Pirate P-( Pirate P) Pirate +O:-) Pope :-[ Pouting +:-) Priest I-) Private Eye :- Prolog programmer @= Pro-nuclear activist $:-} 8 * Prostitute (00) Pulling a Mooner -:-) Punk =:-) Punk - -:-( Punk Rocker -:-( (Real punks don't smile) =:-( (Real punks don't smile) :-" Pursed Lips (-::-) Putting heads together :-I Puzzled E:-) Radio ham E-:-) Radio ham q:-) Rapper =:7)~~ Rat / mouse =;7)~~ Rat winky, sarcastic as ever =:7(~~ Rat sad =:7>~~ Rat sarcastic ~~(*:= Rat/Mouse left-handed =%7)~~ Rat that has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours =87)~~ Rat with eyeglasses 0 =:--~~ Rat Holy in punker look |-) Ray-Bans :[ Real Downer :~/ Really mixed up +-(:-) Religious leader |-p Revolted <|-) Rickshaw driver |-] Robocop [:-] Robot :--] Robot [:] Robot [:|]` Robot <:-)<<| Rocket pilot 4:-) Sailor :( Sad 8^( Sad %-{ Sad :-< Sad :-( Sad, angry (:-\ Sad Very 0:-) Saint M:-) Saluting :-> Sarcastic :-] Sarcastic :-y Saying it with a smile ( :+( Scared :-/ Sceptical / undecided :-\ Sceptical / undecided *#*!^*&:-) Schizophrenic *!#*!^*&:-) Schizophrenic :# Screaming :@ Screaming :-@ Screaming O-) Scuba diver (:)-) Scuba diver 0-( Scuba diver with a broken mask (B^| Secret agent (-_-) Secret Smile M-) See no evil B-D Serves you right, dummy! :-M Speak no evil C):-| * Sheriff :o Shocked =:-) Shocked :-0 Shocked :-o Shocked / awed :-D Shock or Surprise :- ] So shocked that their jaw has hit the ground :-C So shocked that their jaw has hit the ground *-) Shot Dead :-V Shouting :-() Shouting :-( ) SHOUTING VERY LOUD :-O= Showing their tongue to the doctor (-::-) Siamese twins (-:|:-) Siamese twins .^) Side view :)% Skateboarder :-/ Skeptical <:-) Skier :-Z Sleeping |-) Sleeping |-I Sleeping :-) < Slut (-_-) Smile secret ^_^ Smile :-) Smiley basic. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement ;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. :-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed :-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a :-( but not quite as good as a :-). [8-{) Smiley bearded with glasses and headphones :-j Smiling to the left ;>) Smirking :-1 Smirking :-, Smirking :Q Smoking :-Q Smoking (Smoker) |:-Q Smoking :-I Smoking :~I Smoking :Ui Smoking :-G- Smoking :-j Smoker Smiling :~j Smoking and smiling :Uj Smoking and smiling O-) Smoked a banana :? Smoking a pipe :-? Smoking a pipe :-7 Smoking a pipe ~~~~~8} Snake |^o Snoring ...---... SOS :-v Speaking :-w Speaks with Forked Tongue ^o Snoring 3-O Snoring |^o Snoring I-) Sniggering |-) Sniggering (:-) Soldier (:-| Soldier $(:-| Soldier (dog-soldier) (:-)" Soldier with medals / officer _(:-| Soldier from the communications corps |-(:-| Soldier from the radar division :-* Sorry, I didn't want to say that ?-) Sorry, I don't know what went wrong ?-( Sorry, I don't know what went wrong :-6 Sour (Sour Taste in Mouth) :-W Speaking with a forked tongue :-h Speaking with a forked tongue :-w Speaking with a forked tongue 8-) Spectacles or goggles 8:-) Specatcles on their forehead /\oo/\ Spider or bat :-' Spitting out chewing tobacco %-) Stared too long at a monitor ~ :-( Steaming mad :-p Sticking out their tongue :-d Sticking out their tongue :-P Sticking out their tongue :-b Sticking out their tongue :-r Sticking out their tongue $:-$ Stockbroker *-) Stoned (:=< Stormtrooper (Star Wars) :-T Straight faced :-() Stubbed my toe UJ:) Student at the Jagellonian University <:|-|)< Student of physics (esp. At Jagellonian University) <:-) Stupid question (donkey's hat) :-)o-> Suit and tie (:-|K- Suit and tie B-) Sunglasses B:-) Sunglasses on head. ]-I Sunglasses Very cool B-)[< Sunglasses and swimming trunks S:-) Superuser :-)J Surfer :-J Surfer ( o ) ( o ) Surprise :-o Surprise / shocker :-O Surprised/shocked =) Surprised! 8-( Surprised! :-O Surprised! 8-| Suspense / thriller :-X Swearing (8-) Swimmer 8-) Swimmer :X Sworn to secrecy :-x Sworn to secrecy / has a taped-up mouth :-X Sworn to secrecy / has a taped-up mouth :-) :-... Taking a leak :-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand d :-o Taking their hat off to a great idea :-v Talking :-() Talking :-p Talking, talking, talking :-Y Talking after the no yelling smiley :-8 Talking out of both sides of their mouth |:-) Teacher &-| Tearful &-( Tearful C:-) Tefal employee (: )t Terrorist -=* :-) TeX wizard ,':-) That's a really interesting idea! (:>-< Thief :->-< Thief - hands up ! (:>-< Thief - hands up ! >:w Thumbing their nose :-)o- Tie :-)>- Tie :-)x===> Tie :-T Tight Lipped :*} Tipsy :-} Tipsy :-{ Tipsy on rough wine :-+ Too much lipstick :-P Tongue :^) Tongue-in-cheek :-J Tongue-in-cheek :-p Tongue in Cheek :-& Tongue Tied :& Tongue-tied L-P Totally scrambled :-C Totally unbelieving :-a Touching tongue to nose :-q Touching tongue to nose }:-( Toupee in an updraft. *:-} 8 8- Transvestite >:-I Trekkie >:-| Trekkie :-)8> Tuxedo :-)x> Tuxedo :-)8--- Tuxedo E-:-) TV detector van operator ^)^ ^(^ Two people talking (:=) Two Noses :-O Uh-oh :-o Uh oh! X-) Unconscious :-/ Undecided :-( Unhappy '~;E Unspecified 4-Legged Critter O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least). .-) User only has one eye. ,-) User only has one eye but he's winking. :-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco. :-S User just made an incoherent statement. :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-X User's lips are sealed. :-C User is really bummed. :-/ User is skeptical. C=:-) User is a chef. @= User is pro-nuclear war. *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat. @|@ User has spent too long looking at the terminal (-: User is left handed. %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight. :*) User is drunk. [:] User is a robot. 8-) User is wearing sunglasses. ::-) User wears normal glasses. B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses. 8:-) User is a little girl. :-)-8 User is a Big girl. :-{) User has a mustache. :-{ 2 User wears lipstick. {:-) User wears a toupee. :-7 User juust made a wry statement. :-* User just ate something sour. :-)~ User drools. :-~) User has a cold. :'-( User is crying. :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying. :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a ;-). :-@ User is screaming. :-# User wears braces. :^) User has a broken nose. :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way. :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face. :<) User is from an Ivy League School. :-& User is tongue tied. =:-) User is a hosehead. -:-) User is a punk rocker. -:-( User is a punk rocker. Real punk rockers don't smile. %-6 User is braindead. X-( User just died. <:-I User is a dunce. (:I User is an egghead. E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator. :-9 User is licking his/her lips. K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie. :-} User is a happy Matthew :-{ User is a sad Matthew +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office. `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning. ,:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning other side. :-Q User is a smoker. :-? User smokes a pipe. -=* :-) User is a TeX wizard. @:-) User is wearing a turban. :=) User has two noses. [:-) User is wearing a walkman. 8 :-) User is a wizard. |-O User is yawning/snoring. }:^#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double chin. }:~#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double chin. :-[ Vampire :-< Vampire :-)= Vampire :-|< Vampire :-E Vampire - buck-toothed :-F Vampire - buck-toothed with one tooth missing =) Variation on a theme... %*} Very drunk :-)) Very Happy :-(( Very Sad |-( Very tired :-c Very Unhappy (:-( Very unhappy :[ Very unhappy :-(*) Vomiting C|:-) Wearing a Bowler Hat :-(#) Wearing Braces d:-) Wearing a Cap 8) Wearing glasses ::-) Wearing Glasses (: (=| Wearing a Ghoust Costume [:-) Wearing Headphones :{} Wearing lipstick xd:) Wearing a propeller hat 8-) Wearing Sun Glasses @:) Wearing a turban @:] Wearing a turban {(:-) Wearing a toupee }(:-( Wearing a toupee in the wind {:-) Wears a toupee / has hair parted in the middle }:-) Wears a toupee in an updraft [:) Wearing a Walkman :.-( Weeping (D) Welder :@ What? :< What? :{ What? :C What? :Q What? :> What? :} What should we call these :-" Whistling / pursing lips {:-) Wig :-} Wine tasted pretty good ;-) Winking '-) Winking ;) Winking <:-D Witch 8 :-) Wizard -=#:-) Wizard 8<:-) Wizard $-) Won the Lottery *|-0 Working at 5 A.M. 8-] Wow maaan! :-7 Wry :-} Wry smile :-P Wry Smile |0 Yawning |-0 Yawning |-O Yawning :-O Yell :O Yelling :-(0) Yelling :-(O) Yelling (@@) You're kidding! (@ @) Your Joking? :-( ) You stepped on my toe :-( ) You Just Backed Your Car Over My Toe |-P Yuk $-) Yuppy ~~~\8-O Zapped by Frayed Cord on Computer :-)-- 98-pound weakling