1051.I've had fun before. This isn't it. 1052.I've run out of sick leave so I'm calling in dead. 1053.I've seen the future. I can't afford it. 1054.IBM: I've Been Misled 1055.IBM: It may be slow, but at least it's expensive. 1056.IBM: you can buy better, but you can't pay more 1057.IF numcooks > .maxcooks THEN;SET V broth = 'spoiled';END 1058.INTERLACE: To tie two boots together. 1059.Ideas are not responsible for their followers! 1060.If At First You Don't Succeed Ignore The Docs... 1061.If Clinton's the answer, it must have been a really stupid question. 1062.If I can't fix it, it's probably dead. 1063.If I can't win, I don't wanna play! 1064.If I had anything witty to say, I wouldn't put it here. 1065.If I had been using Windoze, I'd still be writing this. 1066.If I save the whales, where do I keep them? 1067.If I save time, when do I get it back ? 1068.If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you. 1069.If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much. 1070.If I were two faced, would I wear this one? 1071.If I were you, who'd be me? 1072.If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will. 1073.If The Shoe Fits - The Sock Fits ! 1074.If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk? 1075.If a tree falls on a florist, would he make a sound? 1076.If all goes well, you've overlooked something! 1077.If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail 1078.If at first we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. 1079.If at first you don't succeed, call it v1.0! 1080.If at first you don't succeed, hide your astonishment. 1081.If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test. 1082.If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. 1083.If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. 1084.If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft. 1085.If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows. 1086.If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose! 1087.If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella. 1088.If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve. 1089.If idiots could fly, this would be an airport. 1090.If in doubt, make it sound convincing. 1091.If it glows don't touch it! 1092.If it has feelings, its not cooked enough! 1093.If it isn't broken, don't fix it. 1094.If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing 1095.If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO !! 1096.If it works, tear it apart and find out why! 1097.If it's not broke, let me take a crack at it. 1098.If it's not going to plan, maybe there never was a plan. 1099.If it's not on fire, it's a software problem. 1100.If it's not worth doing well, it's not worth doing. 1101.If it's stupid and works, then it ain't stupid 1102.If it's too loud, you're too old. 1103.If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. 1104.If little else, the brain is an educational toy. 1105.If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. 1106.If money could talk, it would say goodbye. 1107.If nobody measures up, check your yardstick. 1108.If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit? 1109.If speed scares you, try Windows... 1110.If the shoe fits, put it in your mouth. 1111.If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams. 1112.If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. 1113.If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. 1114.If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth! 1115.If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. 1116.If winning isn't important then why keep score? 1117.If you associate with the wise, you will become wise. 1118.If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. 1119.If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. 1120.If you cannot convince them, confuse them. 1121.If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? 1122.If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? 1123.If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost. 1124.If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself! 1125.If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own. 1126.If you have nothing to do, don't do it here. 1127.If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. 1128.If you hear an onion ring please answer it. 1129.If you mess with something long enough it'll break. 1130.If you must drink and drive, drive a Yugo! 1131.If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? 1132.If you say nothing, no one will repeat it. 1133.If you see an onion ring, ANSWER IT! 1134.If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. 1135.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 1136.If you want your name spelt wrong, die. 1137.If you wish work poorly done, pay in advance. 1138.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention. 1139.If you're not the solution, you're the precipitate. 1140.If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush.. 1141.If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! 1142.Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines! 1143.Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever. 1144.Illiterate? Write for free help. 1145.Imagery is All In The Mind. 1146.Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality 1147.Impropriety is the soul of wit. 1148.In God we trust, all others pay cash. 1149.In a fight between you and the world, back the world. 1150.In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death 1151.In case of fire, yell "FIRE!" 1152.In politics stupidity is not a handicap. 1153.In the land of the witless, the halfwit is king. 1154.In war there is no substitute for victory. 1155.Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF 1156.Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence. 1157.Individualists of the world, UNITE! 1158.Inertia makes the world go round. 1159.Inferiority complex: conviction by a jury of your fears. 1160.Innovate or Die. 1161.Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. 1162.Insanity is just a state of mind. 1163.Insert New Disk for Drive C: Press ENTER when ready. 1164.Insert inevitable trivial witticism of your choice. 1165.Interchangeable parts won't. 1166.Internal combustion engines are the dinosaurs' revenge 1167.International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves. 1168.Interstellar Matter is a Gas 1169.Invisible Systems, Inc. If you don't see it, we made it. 1170.Iron Law of Distribution: Them that has, gets. 1171.Is "tired old cliche" one? 1172.Is it OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse? 1173.Is it in my head...or in my heart? 1174.Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON? 1175.Is it possible to feel gruntled? 1176.Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky? 1177.Is there life before coffee? 1178.Is this a machine? I don't talk to machines! [Click] 1179.Is this the right room for an argument? 1180.It all looks the same if you're not the lead dog. 1181.It can't be full...I STILL HAVE SUBDIRECTORIES! 1182.It compiled, first screen came up?? Ship it! --Bill Gates 1183.It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that. 1184.It doesn't work, but it looks pretty. 1185.It has many other uses as well. Allow me. - Worf 1186.It is always better to sacrifice your opponent's men 1187.It is bad luck to be superstitious. 1188.It is better to be brief than boring. 1189.It is better to wear out than to rust out. 1190.It is broke. It will not work. It does not go. 1191.It is fatal to live too long. 1192.It is incumbent on us to avoid archaisms. 1193.It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. 1194.It is much easier to be critical than to be correct 1195.It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. 1196.It is, after all, only a moment in the infinity of time. 1197.It really bothers me when people cut me o... 1198.It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit! 1199.It works better if you plug it in. 1200.It's 10:00 PM...do YOU know where YOUR tagline is? 1201.It's Ensign Flintstone - he's Fred, Jim. 1202.It's a Tough Job! ..... So I'd Rather YOU do it. 1203.It's a fine line between fishing & standing still 1204.It's a fine night to have an evening. 1205.It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for. 1206.It's a tough job! ..... So I'd Rather YOU do it. 1207.It's an ill wind that gathers no moss. 1208.It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you. 1209.It's bad luck to be superstitious. 1210.It's been a business doing pleasure with you. 1211.It's been lovely, but I have to scream now. 1212.It's best to leave quickly when you make noises like that... 1213.It's better to burn out than to fade away. 1214.It's clever, but is it art? 1215.It's deja vu all over again. 1216.It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser. 1217.It's easier to obtain forgiveness than permission. 1218.It's easy to apply yourself, just use crazy glue! 1219.It's easy to be brave from a safe distance. 1220.It's hard to RTFM when you can't find the FM.. 1221.It's hard to be serious when you're naked. 1222.It's life Jim, but not as we know it. 1223.It's like Deja Vu all over again... 1224.It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. 1225.It's more than a reader. It's a message base manager! 1226.It's never too late to have a happy childhood 1227.It's not easy having an overbearing parent! - Troi 1228.It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere! 1229.It's not in the manual! 1230.It's not just a hobby, it's an obsession! 1231.It's not pretty being easy. 1232.It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole. 1233.It's not the money I want, it's the stuff. 1234.It's not the principle of the thing, it's the money 1235.It's okay to be ugly...but aren't you overdoing it? 1236.It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only 1237.It's only ones and zeros. 1238.It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is...dead, Jim. 1239.It's smart to pick your friends, but not your nose. 1240.It's starting to rain, .SQZ the animals into the .ARC ! 1241.It's true, forgiveness IS easier to get than permission 1242.Its a JOKE, like the funny kind but different. 1243.Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters! 1244.JFK: I need this motorcade like a hole in my head! 1245.James Bond rules. 00K. 1246.Jealousy is all the fun you think they have. 1247.Jet Engine Theory -Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow! 1248.Join the Group Mind - become a Borg 1249.Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot. 1250.Jumbo shrimp = oxymoron. 1251.Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep. 1252.Just because you're STUPID ain't no excuse. 1253.Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me! 1254.Just do it. 1255.Just don't tell the asylum you saw me here 1256.Just how much leg have I got 1257.Just my 78,000 lira worth. 1258.Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...? 1259.Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats. 1260.Justice is incidental to law and order. 1261.Justice: A decision in your favor. 1262.Kamikaze Pilot Wanted: Experienced only need apply. 1263.Keep America beautiful.. properly dispose of your lawyer. 1264.Keep a clear head and always carry a lightbulb. 1265.Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis. 1266.Keyboard Not Found - Press [F1] to Continue 1267.Kicked wide of the goal with such precision. 1268.Kids-They're not sleeping, they're recharging! 1269.Kill them all! .... Let God sort them out. 1270.Killer Rabbit's Motto: "Lettuce Prey." 1271.Kilroy occupied these coordinates. 1272.Kleptomania: take something for it 1273.Know what I hate? I hate rhetorical questions! 1274.Knowing Murphy's Law won't help either. 1275.LISP: To call a spade a thpade. 1276.LISTEN HERE! I HAVE FIRST AMENDENT RIGH(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER 1277.LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer 1278.Laddie, ya think ya might like ta ... rephrase that? 1279.Land of the Single Entendre... 1280.Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. 1281.Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot. 1282.Laughter: The shortest distance between two people. 1283.Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 1284.Lesser artists borrow. Great artists steal. 1285.Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it! 1286.Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it. 1287.Let's split up, we can do more damage that way. 1288.Liberal - a power worshiper without power. 1289.Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references. 1290.Life - brief interlude between nothingness and eternity. 1291.Life can be great if you live it to the fullest! 1292.Life is a sandwich, and it's always lunchtime 1293.Life is a series of very rude awakenings. 1294.Life is like a Car-wash and I'm on a bicycle. 1295.Life is only as long as you live it. 1296.Life is serious, but ART is fun! 1297.Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid. 1298.Life is uncertain...eat dessert first! 1299.Life sucks, but Death swallows! 1300.Life would be easier if I had the source code. 1301.Life's too short to dance with ugly men. 1302.Life's too short to dance with ugly women. 1303.Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it. 1304.Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you. 1305.Likes and dislikes are among my favorites 1306.Linux, the choice of a GNU generation. 1307.Liposuction will destroy your FAT 1308.Lisp programmers have to stop and collect garbage. 1309.Live before you die. 1310.Living poor is best left to those with no money. 1311.Locked coathanger in car. Good thing I had a key. 1312.Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 1313.Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener. 1314.Luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII. 1315.M.A.D.D.: Midgets Against Desk Drawers. 1316.MOPAR = Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly! 1317.MS Windows -- From the people who brought you EDLIN! 1318.MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of obsolescence 1319.Macho does not prove Mucho. 1320.Madness takes its toll; please have exact change. 1321.Make Headlines..use a corduroy pillow.... 1322.Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler. 1323.Make it do ... Or do without. 1324.Make like a Tom and Cruise. 1325.Make like a baby and head out. 1326.Make like a banana and split. 1327.Make like a drum and beat it! 1328.Make like a tree and leave. 1329.Make somebody happy. Mind your own business. 1330.Make up a language and ask people for directions. 1331.Man has his will. Woman has her won't! 1332.Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain. 1333.Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling 1334.Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself 1335.Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache 1336.Man who run behind car get exhausted. 1337.Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloon 1338.Marching to a different kettle of fish. 1339.Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so. 1340.Math is the language God used to write the universe. 1341.May I please be excused? My Brain is full. 1342.May the Porsche be with you. 1343.May you live in interesting times. 1344.May your life be filled with experiences. 1345.Me know gammar. Me cood use it gud. 1346.Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve it's dignity 1347.Meditation is not what you Think. 1348.Meet the new Boss--same as the old Boss... 1349.Megabyte: A nine course dinner. 1350.Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves! 1351.Memory is a thing we forget with. 1352.Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. 1353.Mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence 1354.Microfiche: Sardines. 1355.Microsoft Windows... a virus with mouse support. 1356.Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house. 1357.Migratory lifeform with a tropism for parties 1358.Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open. 1359.Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses. 1360.Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting! 1361.Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure. 1362.Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns. 1363.Money is the root of all wealth. 1364.Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired. 1365.Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition. 1366.Most of us have been at work for several hours now. 1367.Mother is the invention of necessity. 1368.Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels! 1369.Multitasking causes schizophrenia.. 1370.Murphy is out there... waiting... 1371.Murphy was an optimist. 1372.Murphy's law needs to be repealed. 1373.Must Go - My Rotweiler needs its teeth sharpened. 1374.My *taglines* are original. *I* am a copy. 1375.My RAM's not what it used to be, so don't quote me. 1376.My attention isn't hard to get. It IS hard to keep... 1377.My best friend is a social worker. 1378.My computer has a terminal illness 1379.My computer's sick, I think my modem's a carrier 1380.My couch potato routine honed to perfection 1381.My fallacies are more logical than your fallacies. 1382.My foolish parents taught me to read and write. 1383.My hat covers my head... Just like hair used to! 1384.My haystack had no needle! 1385.My head is sore, and there's a hole in the brick wall! 1386.My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours. 1387.My karma ran over your dogma. 1388.My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring 1389.My message above. Your response here ____________. 1390.My other computer is a Cray Y/MP-4! 1391.My other computer is a HAL 9000. 1392.My other computer is an abacus. 1393.My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ... 1394.My reality check just bounced. 1395.My tagline can beat up your tagline! 1396.My weight is perfect for my height... which varies. 1397.NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself 1398.NETWORK: What fishermen do when not fishing. 1399.NEWS! Drunk gets nine months in violin case 1400.NEWS! Enraged cow injures farmer with ax 1401.NEWS! Iraqi head seeks arms 1402.NEWS! Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers 1403.NEWS! Stolen painting found by tree 1404.NEWS! Survivor of siamese twins joins parents 1405.NO! Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Phone Company! 1406.NUMBER CRUNCHING: Jumping on a Computer. 1407.Naaah, real men don't read docs. 1408.Nanosecond: Mork's stunt man. 1409.Neil Armstrong tripped. 1410.Neither rain, nor snow, nor l?ne n*oi*se 1411.Neurotic: Self-taut person. 1412.Never argue with a woman when she's tired, or rested. 1413.Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me". 1414.Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off. 1415.Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you 1416.Never eat anything bigger than your head. 1417.Never eat more than you can lift. 1418.Never enter a battle of wits unarmed. 1419.Never go with the odds 1420.Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist! 1421.Never judge a man by his taglines. 1422.Never let your feet run faster than your shoes. 1423.Never mind the facts - I know what I know. 1424.Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone. 1425.Never say, "Oops!"; always say, "Ah, interesting!" 1426.Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. 1427.Never trust a man who can count to 1,023 on his fingers 1428.Never trust a skinny cook. 1429.Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. 1430.Never use a preposition to end a sentence with. 1431.New Highway gets Railroaded. 1432.Newsbytes - Microsoft announce EDLIN for Windows. 1433.Nihilism should commence with oneself. 1434.Ninety per cent of everything is crap. 1435.Nitpicking: Not just a hobby, it's a way of life! 1436.Nitrate: Lower than the day rate. 1437.No .sig is a good .sig 1438.No free lunch in an ecosystem. 1439.No one EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition!!! 1440.No one ever said "if I'd only spent more time in the office" 1441.No radio. Already stolen. 1442.No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. 1443.No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. 1444.No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in Outer Space. 1445.Nobody roots for Goliath. 1446.Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. 1447.Nodding the head does not row the boat. 1448.None of you exist, my Sysop types all this in. 1449.Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 1450.Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie. 1451.Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute. 1452.Not many people realize just how well known I am. 1453.Not now, John, we gotta get on with the game show... 1454.Not quite human any longer. 1455.Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible. 1456.Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come 1457.Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse. 1458.Nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious 1459.Nothing is impossible for anyone impervious to reason 1460.Nothing recedes like success. 1461.Nothing succeeds like excess. 1462.Now entering Iowa. Please set your clocks back 20 years. 1463.Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. 1464.Now is not a good time to annoy me 1465.Now is the time for all good men to come to. 1466.Now that I've given up hope I feel much better... 1467.Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean? 1468.O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech. 1469.OK Scotty, detonate and energize NOW! No, wait, I mean....... 1470.OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric. 1471.OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am. 1472.OS/2 - Not just another pretty program loader! 1473.OS/2 - Windows with bullet-proof glass. 1474.OS/2 - Taking the wind out of Windows. 1475.OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)" 1476.OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows, but opening new doors. 1477.OUT TO LUNCH - If not back at five, OUT TO DINNER! 1478.Obe Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the FORKS, Luke!" 1479.Objection, your Honor! My client is an idiot! 1480.Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder 1481.Objects in taglines are closer than they appear. 1482.Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them 1483.Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. 1484.Of course I'm running Windows[kVxB NO CARRIER 1485.Oh goody! Another Muranium Explosive Space Modulator! 1486.Oh no you don't! You're not stealing this one! 1487.Oh no, not another learning experience! 1488.Oh, Bullwinkle, that trick NEVER works! 1489.Ok, I pulled the pin. Now what? Where are you going? 1490.Okay - right after this one we're BACK to the TOPIC 1491.Old MacDonald had a computer with an EIE I/O 1492.Old age is better than the alternative. 1493.On a clear disk you can seek forever. 1494.On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 is about 7. 1495.On an electrician's truck: Let Us Remove Your Shorts 1496.One atom bomb can really ruin your day. 1497.One good turn gets most of the blanket. 1498.One is never as happy or unhappy as one imagines. 1499.One man's Windows are another man's walls... 1500.One man's upload is another man's download 1501.One night I came home very late. It was the next night 1502.One tactical thermonuclear weapon can ruin your whole day. 1503.One way to better your lot is to do a lot better... 1504.One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him. 1505.Only 19,999 lines of C++ to my next ski trip... 1506.Only cosmetologists give make-up exams. 1507.Only the winners decide what were war crimes. 1508.Open Mouth. Insert Foot. Chew Carefully. 1509.Optimization hinders evolution. 1510.Originality is the art of concealing your sources. 1511.Our houseplants have a good sense of humous. 1512.Our necessities are few but our wants are endless... 1513.Out here in the fields...I fight for my meals...! 1514.Out of Memory!? But I fed you 6 Megs this morning! 1515.Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal. 1516.Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees! 1517.Overload--core meltdown sequence initiated. 1518.Oxymoron - Definite possibility 1519.Oxymoron - Military Intelligence 1520.Oxymoron: Bosnian Cease-Fire 1521.Oxymoron: Soviet Union. 1522.PC! Politically Correct (or) Pure Crap! 1523.PCBackup: 1 of 1362 disks. 1524.PI seconds is a nanocentury. - Tom Duff, Bell Labs 1525.PKZip - it's not just for downloads anymore 1526.Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. 1527.Palindrome isn't one. 1528.Pandemonium doesn't reign here... It pours! 1529.Paranoia is heightened awareness. 1530.Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life. 1531.Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload. 1532.Pascal: What's it Wirth? 1533.Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity. 1534.Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of WAIT! 1535.Pay your electric bill in pennies. 1536.Peace through superior firepower. 1537.People are always available for work in the past tense. 1538.People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care. 1539.People who live in glass houses shouldn't! 1540.People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses. 1541.Perot/Bush/Quayle: The Millionaire, Skipper & Gilligan. 1542.Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea." 1543.Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. 1544.Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square! 1545.Pizza IS the four food groups! 1546.Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery. 1547.Plagiarism prohibited, derive carefully. 1548.Plankton lobbyist: "NUKE THE WHALES!" 1549.Plasma is another matter. 1550.Please Tell Me if you Don't Get This Message 1551.Please call the windows police. I've caught another gpf. 1552.Please don't drink and post. 1553.Please don't take my sunshine away. 1554.Please recycle this tagline. Once is not enough. 1555.Pobody's Nerfect! 1556.Poets go from bad to verse 1557.Point not found. A)bort, R)eread, I)gnore. 1558.Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy. 1559.Political panjandrums prologize pedantic paronomasia. 1560.Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. 1561.Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. 1562.Positive: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. 1563.Pound forehead on keyboard to continue. 1564.Power corrupts, but we need electricity. 1565.Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. 1566.Predestination was doomed from the start. 1567.Predicting the future of technology is fraud with peril! 1568.Prejudice is the reason of fools. - Voltaire. 1569.Preserve wildlife... pickle a rat. 1570.Press -- to continue... 1571.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit 1572.Press any key...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!! 1573.Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry. 1574.Procrastination: The art of keeping up with yesterday. 1575.Program too small to fit into memory.