Here are some great little quotes and facts about our favorite past time.
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Sex Laws
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings
Nothing improves with age
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again
Sex has no calories
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble
There is no remedy for sex but more sex
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got
No sex with anyone in the same office
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last
A man in the house is worth two in the street
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow
Virginity can be cured
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later
Sex is dirty only if it's done right
It is always the wrong time of month
The best way to hold a man is in your arms
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure
The younger the better
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught
Love is a hole in the heart
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics
Do it only with the best
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning
One good turn gets most of the blankets
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick
It is better to be looked over than overlooked
Never say no
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride
Love comes in spurts
The world does not revolve on an axis
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking
Don't do it if you can't keep it up
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
"This won't hurt, I promise." .
It's not how big it is, it's how you use it.
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