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From The Heart
Drama & Trauma Informatives Funnybone Chunks Texties |
Welcome to the page where originality is golden. Now reformatted, you can browse all of the crazy stuff I
could either create or find in category form. A long time ago, I started this page out and called it Unusual Junk.
But then I realized that not all of the stuff on here is unusual, and it certainly isn't junk. It is just highly original,
and not to mention entertaining.
Quick Quotes "When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows." -- Frederick Ryder "Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal. "I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?" -- Beverly Mickins (American comedienne) "A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times." -- Sanskrit proverb "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'" -- Jerry Seinfeld |
