Now why in the fuck would anyone try to lie?
Is it because I'm telling the truth,
Or cuz she's too ugly to get a guy!
I said bye-bye
And now she's all like "why?"
"All I did was fuck him,
and now he wishes I would die!"
That's right bitch
I want you to burn in hell!
I can't believe I stuck my dick in you
I should have known by the smell
Not to touch you,
You're nasty!
A slut to the extreme.
I can't believe you wanna lie,
When it was you who wanted me!
When we started making out
I should have known right then,
But when we started to go further
I threw up again!
That should have been
My little signal of hope,
But instead I stayed longer,
I continued up the rope.
And all because I had a few to drink,
I couldn't concentrate,
I wasn't thinking straight.
You said that if you were sober
You would have never did it.
But I know for a fact
You would have still been with it.
Cuz girls like you
Are always on your knees,
You're talkin' to the almighty Hot Carl,
Bitch, please!