Hello Folks! This is Hot Carl bringing you all of the "hot" news around Salem. I'm going to first note out the excess number of rednecks at the end of the Wal-Mart parking lot! It's simply getting out of control. I say they go find a barn somewhere out in the country and get inbred.

Second, as most of you out there already know, I'm on probation. And it is prohibited by my probation officer for me to smoke marijuana anymore. So all of you pot junkies out there quit trying to sell it to me! I quit!

On March 14th I will be taking my driving test in order to get my licence back. So good news for my friends, no more hauling my ass around anymore!

Now there are some things in life that just surpass and go above and beyond the act of stupidity. Namely, grudges. What's the point? The more and more you hate someone the less and less you're going to get along with yourself.

Another would have to be people who act like your friend one minute and then totally show you up when other people are around. I've always tried to distance myself from those people, but sometimes you just can't!

Well, I believe I've put in my two cents. Until next time, this is Hot Carl ... signing off.