I'm Back!!! Here is another brand new exciting week of news, brought to you by the one and only Hot Carl.

Now earlier this week I made a little phone call to the radio station 107.7, and there has been some misconception since then concerning a pretty personal subject. You see, I called there acting dumb and just trying to get on the radio, and this is how it turned out!

107.7: Hi, this is the Z.
Hot Carl: Yeah hey, can I make a shout-out?
107.7: Yeah sure go ahead.
Hot Carl: Yeah, I'd like to give a shout-out to Hot Carl in Salem!
107.7: Hot Carl! Are you gay or something? What kind of a name is that?
Hot Carl: No, no, he's my friend, that's his nickname!
107.7: Oh, ok. So you wanna give a shout-out to one of your flaming friends. Sure no problem. But just tell me one thing, what's your name... Cold Phil?

Well needless to say, since then I've received some ridicule concerning my sexual orientation. I would just like to clear the air by saying, I am in no way, shape or form gay, ever thought about being gay, or consulted with any individual about performing in any gay activities. I just thought I'd clear that up because for some reason this weekend everyone I knew was asking me, are you GAY? Do you know any good GAY movies? You wanna come over and play pictionary, the GAY version? I've had girlfriends in the past, and believe me, I still want girlfriends in the future. So now ya know!

Moving on, I've seemed to have missed a week of writing in my columns, so this week I am going to have two, yes two, song(s) of the week! First on the list will have to be Nelly Furtado's new single "Shit On The Radio (Remember The Days)". Great song, catchy lyrics, I give it two thumbs up. The other song of the week will go to John Mayer with his new hit "No Such Thing". He has just recently exploded onto the music scene and caught the eye of many critics. He gets my vote!

Well now It's time to say goodbye my friends. I surely hope that the upcoming week goes by a bit smoother than the last one did. And to all of my listeners, followers, cracked-out stalkers, whatever you want to call yourselves, I leave you with a word of wisdom. "All people in life have their vices, It's those seldom people who use them to there advantage."