Do you know what I am tired of? I am tired of all the chicks in the world not liking me! The only one that does like me is that fat Pam chick that works at Wal-Mart. Now don't get me wrong, I would have sex with her, but that doesn't change the fact that she is still fat and ugly!

Do you know what I really hate? I hate all those boy bands! I mean some of there music is ok, but why do they have to look and act like suck fags? Like take Lance Bass from *Nsync for example, Just look at him and you will understand what I mean! I mean any guy who dances around with other guys and sounds like a girl has to be gay!

Do you know who I think is the hottest chick right now? Mena Suvari is! You might know her from such movies as: Sugar & Spice, American Pie 1 & 2, Loser, American Beauty, and American Virgin. If you don't think you know who she is or just want to visit a cool site about her with tons of pics then just click here!

Do you know what the coolest video game ever is? It is Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo Entertainment System! And that reminds me. "We don't have a Nintendo, but we have a Cliqovision hooked to the black and white tv."

I think all the major sporting events are rigged! Think about this one! All the time like in the Super Bowl or the World Series sometimes the team that dominated the sport all year somehow ends up getting beat! I just think that they do this so that it looks better to the fans! They have the underdog win so the story will be bigger and that team will attract more fans. Or ... whatever!

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