I just don't get it. Sex. I meant that in two ways. I don't get it as in having it, and I don't get it as in I don't understand it. I don't understand why girls always have sex with these skanky, dorky, dumb assholes and not me! Haha.

Excuse #1: "You're not serious!"
dawg: why a guy from c-town?
*lil_sexy*: i dunno, i can't get ne one from hea
dawg: oh shut up
*lil_sexy*: what?
dawg: i would've fucked ya :)
*lil_sexy*: haha oh really?//
dawg: um duh! ;) but nooo you had to go get some wigger or somethin' .. yup, i see how ya are!
*lil_sexy*: ugh,!! i haven't even talked to you in forever, and i know you don't mean all of this you are just fuckn' with me

Okay, like I am going to tell a girl I want to have sex with her and not be serious. Please!

Excuse #2: "I'm In A Relationship!"
dawg: about if you're willing or not
*lil_sexy*: well i'm kinda in a realtionship right now
dawg: oh yeah, i forgot about the wigger boy .. do you turn 16 in may?
*lil_sexy*: hes not a wigger!! and no.. i'm only 15 in may
dawg: well your info says 16 .. hehe you trying to turn internet wiggers on? ;)

This conversation was like a year and a half ago so don't worry about me being a sicko!

dawg: okay, so you do have a deep inner fantasy about having sex with me? ;D
*lil_sexy*: i have a bf!!

Nobody gives a shit about faithfullness anymore! And when you're this young what is the point of boggling yourself down in a relationship, when all you can do is get a booty call every now and then. Hell, sex ain't everything. Some oral sex could kick some major ass!

And just when the shit hit the fan, I truly get strung along in a field of lies:

*lil_sexy*: oh notthin me and bryan broke up and now hes talkn' shit about me but o well
dawg: well you said your excuse last time was that you had a bf
*lil_sexy*: nothin i just don't want to worry about guys for a while
dawg: ohhh so now it's a different excuse .. *sigh* .. i feel so -- disappointed -- ;)
*lil_sexy*: sorry but its the truth and i don't think i'm goin to be with a guy like that for a long long time

Right!

Excuse #3: "I'm a fuck tease!"
dawg: so me and you are never gonna fuck??
*lil_sexy*: i dunno, not ne time soon ne ways

Okay, goodie, I sure can look forward to getting some someday or sometime! And of course, not soon! Jesus...

Excuse #4: "I'm depressed!"
dawg: so ya wanna? heehee ;)
*lil_sexy*: no not really in the mood
dawg: why not?
*lil_sexy*: b.c im not actually i'm kinda depressed
dawg: why are ya depressed?
*lil_sexy*: b/c of alot of things.. me and my mom got into it bad tonight a lot shit between me and dustin. school...

See, girls are whores. Any hot guy that looks good without his shirt off will always get some and never get any exuses. But when you're not perfect, they come up with bullshit excuses. Why can't people just tell the truth? Jesus, "I'm depressed." Fuck off.

Excuse #5: "I can't think of anything, so I am going to pull some stuff out of my ass!"
dawg: not a lot, when do you want to have sex? ;)
*lil_sexy*: haha you havent forgot about that yet? arent you goin out with franky?
dawg: no we were seeing eachother but she ignores me so fuck that, how did you know that anyway?
*lil_sexy*: i thought i herd someone say somethin about it the other night when we were all talkn
dawg: oh okay, nah we were in a stage where we could see other people anyway, so you want to?
*lil_sexy*: um.. i think that would make a lot of people mad, and how do you know if you still think im hott or not we havent seen each other in like forever
dawg: make.. make WHO mad? and of course you're hot, what could've changeD?
*lil_sexy*: i dunno a lot of things could change, i could have gotten fat
dawg: ya know you don't have to make excuses if ya don't want to just tell me i don't like games, that's why i don't want to see frankie anymore, nothing but games, who would that make mad? and it's not like i'd go around telling everybody anyway
*lil_sexy*: oh, so you would just be usen' me?
dawg: of course not, but do you want everyone knowing your business??
*lil_sexy*: haha no not really

I was seeing somebody? She might have gotten fat? I'm going to use her? Why are bitches so stupid!

Excuse #6: "It's getting closer!"
dawg: so ya want to?
*lil_sexy*: maybe if i see ya sometime and i dont have plans ;)

Yeah, this conversation happened in September, and she has seen me a few times, and we talked a few times. But guess what, she's a bitch obsessed with rednecks! Hot Carl needs to add that to his column.

Until now through the end of time, women can get some at just one request, and men will be fighting day after day to even get a kiss. Do you see anything wrong here? Don't women want equal rights? How equal is that? The way I look at it, everyone should just give up with women. They do nothing but manipulate and get a guy hard. And what are they going to do with that hard on? Not a god damn thing...