I do believe that configuring my site into many different shapes and forms has become a natural pass time. There are some things, though, that I feel I need to comment on, and I believe it will blend in well with the new look.

The Movie Scene
Some new movies that are out that I have seen? Well, since for some reason I have been visiting the movie theatre a lot more, I feel it is time for a review. Why not? I kinda look like Siskel. Not. I just wanted to add a reference to the classic man in here!

I will be rating the movies using the nice, original star method! Never saw that one before did ya? Four stars is the best, and blah blah blah you know the rest.

Vanilla Sky, starring Tom Cruise & Cameron Diaz. A very confusing, yet creative movie. I cannot really tell you a lot about this movie, because I will give it away. A long and strung out movie all shocks the audience in the end, but in summary, a very good movie. However, I believe there a few more things about the movie that could have been explained a little better. ***

Not Another Teen Movie, starring... who cares? This movie pretty much well sucked. It was very stupid. Ya see, though, spoofs are supposed to be that way. But there is a certain way they write and act and portray the movie that makes it that way. Scary Movie was a very funny movie! This one? No. There were a few chucklable parts. The coach who constantly said "God damn" was funny, and the token black guy had his moments. "Bling bling!" More on catch phrases later! *

Ocean's Eleven, starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt & Julia Roberts. This is a great movie! It is not only very hilarious, with the extreme mixture of superstars, but it is also brilliant in writing and the plot is extremely original. It's all about a group of professional thieves who have an unstoppable plan of robbing one of Las Vegas' most popular casinos. Worth the money, best picture I've seen this year... besides my favorite movie of all time, Tremors. ****

Orange County, starring Jack Black, Colin Hanks & Catherine O'Hara. This is a very good movie, too. It's all about two brothers. One is smart, one is dumb. Can ya guess which is which with Jack Black as one of them (sorry, but I hate Tenacious D)? Anyway, the smart one is rejected from Stanford, and him, his girlfriend and his brother go through a wacky line of attempts to get him in. Definite funny moment was when Jack and some fling of his get high and have sex. Classic commentary! The only thing keeping me from saying it's perfect is the pointless feud between Colin and his girlfriend that leads to a sappy stroke of thick, dripping compassion. ***

And that's it on the motion picture news. I plan on seeing some more, so check back for some more reviews.

Wrestle Watch
I am an avid wrestling fan, and I just thought I'd speak up on some of the stuff going around.

My favorite wrestler of all time is definitely the Undertaker. It mostly derives from his dark angle days. The days he would walk out to creepy funeral music, dressed in black and intimidate everyone in the building with his rolled back eyes and evil ways. But this bad ass routine is just not original. He's all right now, but I am disappointed to say he is my all time favorite.

So I need a new current favorite, because he is definitely not it now. I'd have to say Stone Cold, really. His "What?" line has taken me by storm, and his stories he tells just make me giggle!

Anybody watch the Royal Rumble? I wanted RVD to win! My friends would all ask me who I thought would win, and the smart ass that I am would constantly reply with "Perry Saturn"! Would've been fucked up if that happened, right? But Rob Van Damn should have won. He is an awesome athlete who gets tons of fan support. He got thrown out, so I was bidding for Mr. Perfect. Why not?! Throw the audience for a loop every now and then. But I guess making Chris Jericho the undisputed champ did that one for the year!

And what about the nWo returning to the WWF? Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall are all supposed to be returning soon for the recreation of the storyline that kept WCW going for a few more years (before eventually plummeting into bankruptcy). Also on the rumor mill is that Shawn Michaels is supposed to be making a comeback as a part of the nWo life. The whole angle is supposed to kick back in before No Way Out, the next WWF pay-per-view. No Way Out? nWo? Woowww, same initials!

Catch Phrase Update
Yeah, it's time to see where we've gone wrong this time.

"I'm Back!" My friend Collin walked back into our house about a year ago, bent one knee, stretched the other one back, opened his arms as if to hug the world and said "I'm back!" It was fucking hilarious! I laughed for weeks, and every time he did it, I just loved it. It died out, and now just lately, it's came back up, and it's funnier than ever.

"In the year 2000..." Conan O'Brien had a segment of his show a while back in which someone would sing this verse and they would make predictions. The commentary (to me) was not funny, but this catchy little song got my vote. I don't do this catch phrase now, but as of now, it is going to be common ground!

"I got my conclusion." Collin, again, amazed us. We were all arguing about something, and he was explaining. Nobody understood what he meant, and he just ends it with "I got my conclusion." Turned into funny stuff for us!

"Fajita? Cat Litter? Anbisol?" With "Fajita," we were at Jack-In-The-Box, and we pulled up, everyone had ordered. She took our money and said "Your fajita will be ready in a minute." I looked at her and said "Fajita? I didn't order a fajita!" She thought she had majorly fucked up and Carl finally spoke up and said "I ordered a fajita!" He ordered some number, actually (you know how these fast food places are with their #6's and #2's). We laughed and still don't forget about it. "Cat Litter" was from Collin, and we all think it is largly humorous except him. Coming back from an AC/DC concert a while back, they stopped at a gas station for food or gas or something. A friend of mine's mom said she wanted popcorn, and Collin says "Cat litter? What the fuck do you need cat litter for!?" The loud music made him slightly deaf. "Anbisol" was just a thing I made up to make fun of Collin's "cat litter." One night at a party, someone said something (can't remember what it was) and Collin says "Anbisol?" Same premise!

"That was totally anonymous." Collin's version of saying "That was stupid." Just how he is.

"Take it off! Uh, I mean the commercial!" Teresa thinks this is absolutely hilarious. Not me! But anyway, we were at the movies and they have these damn Bod body spray commercials on. These six pack abs men were just like prancing around looking quite faggish. So I said "Take it off!" After I realized what I said, I finished with "Uh, I mean the commercial." Damn bastards!

"It's all gravy." Just my way of saying something is "a-okay!"

Now I have to get my conclusion...
Well that's it on this version. It's always fun writing and telling my tales of boring Salem life. Check me out next time and see what kind of interesting things I can bitch and criticize and... have fun with next time! Lata...