| *Mad Dans Holiday Specials* |
| Ok you buncha little monsters....here's your chance to make the little monsters in YOUR life REALLY HAPPY this season. It's true-Mad Dan has gone even MADDER & is running a *Mad Monster Special* You get 4, count 'em, 4 of my own specil Mad Creations shown/listed on this page!!! Whatta deal!! Imagine all the HORROR, the TERROR you'll bring to the lives of those you LOVE this season by surprising those special 'someone's' in your life with a gift of MAD DANS LAB MONSTERS!! |
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| You can get 4 of the HAIRYEST, SCARYEST, foot long SPIDERS you ever laid your blood shot eyes on!! Now that's a lotta leg, folks!! MAD SPIDERS are a MAD DANS LAB EXCLUSIVE & come in a variety of colors not shown here. You must specify your color preference when ordering. You get: The MAD TARANTULA, MAD GARDEN SPIDER, MAD WHITe FANGS, & MAD BLACK WIDOW(not shown)--all for only $10.00 ppd!! Now that'sa MAD bargain!! |
| note: ROAD HAWG figure NOT INCLUDED! |
| ROAD HAWG says: HELP! HURRY UP & ORDER ALREADY BEFORE I'M RECYCLED INTO WEBSILK!! |
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| HOLY @$@#$!!--WHAT THE H?--Folks, you're not gonna believe this but not only did ROAD HAWG survive his hairy brush with the MAD SPIDERS & get away, but it looks like he's right smack dab in the middle of some of the UGLIEST, FUZZIEEST, BULGING EYED MAD FLIES this world has EVER known!! How's he gonna get outta this one? I know!! You can take advantage of this *MAD DAN SPECIAL* & buy all the MAD FLIES your creepy little black heart desires!! Trust me, ROAD HAWG will REALLY appreciate it!! With each MAD FLY you get: 1 glow-in-the-dark(GID) FLY, GID SPIDER, GID ANT (all small plastic items) & 1 MUTANT RUBBER FLY!!(items not shown here..see MAD FLY feature on previous page/s) Now you tell me where you can get THAT kinda 4 CLAWED FUZZY HORROR (16 if ya get the special) FOR A MERE $10.00 PPD!!?? MAD FLY also comes in a variety of colors, with or without his 'lab-coat'.please specify color, quantity, & with/out lab coat when ordering. ALL MAD FLY figures feature suction cups on the bottom of their feet so's you can 'stick'em' on any clean, flat surface such as Mommy's miror..little Suzies make-up kit..the fridge..etc!! MAD FLY figures are HANDCRAFTED, SO DO NOT SUBMERGE IN WATER OR SET ABALZE...unless you just wanna shoot an 'action horror mini-movie' then you can order all the MAD FLY figures ya want & make your own MAD MONSTER MOVIES!! |
| ROAD HAWG says: "CAN Y HELP A BROTHER OUT?.. |
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| RH: 'Better hurry, brothers & sisters & 'grab-hold' of these MAD SPECIALS while they last!!..& get these darn critters off my back..Thanks!!-RH |
| ORDER INFO: |
| US FUNDS ONLY!! |
| watch for more MAD DANS LAB horrors coming soon....HAHAAHHA!! |
| Please email me directly for all ordering info! [email protected] |