| Welcome to my.home..i am..MAD DAN CHANEY..AND THESE ARE MY CHILDREN.take your time in getting to know them...soon you will grow to love them..possess them..and buy them!! I can make this dream of yours, or rather, this NIGHTMARE, come true!! My special CREATIONS..MY CHILDREN are available for a mere $12.00 ppd!-so BEWARE, BEWARE what you ask for from MAD DAN..you just may get MORE than you bargained for!!...HHHAAAHHAAHHAA!! |
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| my first 3 children are: MAD BAT, & MAD Tarantula!! GRUESOME arent they? Mad Bat measures 6" wingtip to wing tip & comes in both brown & black. "IT" can be yours for 4/$10.00 ppd--why not buy a bunch & throw them on your little sister?..brother?..aunt Edna? My other 'mad' child is MAD FLY!! Seen here being attacked by his arch nemesis the awfully hairy MAD TARANTULA!! MAD FLY stands an impressive 5" 1/4" & boasts 4 arms with the worst pinchers YOU'VE ever been snipped with! My fuzzy child was the FIRST to be CREATED here in MAD DANS LAB & he can be yours for the sticky price of $12.00ppd ! note: MAD FLY has SUCTION CUPS on his fuzzy feet so you can stick him on any flat/smooth surface..like the FRIDGE..mom's MIRROR..under the glass dining room table..you'll get the 'point' & he'll get yours!! MAD FLY is available in a variety of colors so PLEASE SPECIFY! BONUS: MAD FLY comes with one glow-in-the-dark RADIOACTIVE fly!! Could this be the reason my beloved son mutated as a result of our experiment? YOU DECIDE! |
| The next poor soul is the MAD TARANTULA! Undoubtably he must have eaten one too many mutant flies!!..God only knows!! Anyway, this HAIRY beast will give your mother the WILLIES with his eerie 11 1/4" leg span--WOW!! Thats almost a foot of creepin' crawlin' ferocious fuzz!! Why not let 'em creep under your bedsheets for a hairy 4/$12.00 ppd?? ? Now that's a lotta leg for a few bucks, wouldn't ya say? MAD TARANTULA is also available in a wide variety of colors & well as a combination of colored heads,bodies,&legs, so if you don't see what you like in the color choices on this site--then by all means PLEASE SPECIFY!! Drop me a 'hairy' email describing your creepy needs & we'll see what we can 'cook-up' here in the old LAB!!! |
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| UH OH!! BETTER HURRY & get the MAD TARANTULA before the 'men' in the 'white coats' carry him away !! BUY 'EM NOW!! |
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| Well boys & girls looks to me we're about to have yet ANOTHER MONSTER MASH, so hurry up & get your order in before this bash spills out into the streets !! Be the first in YOUR creepy neck'o the woods & put a spell on your timid little friends with any & all of MAD DANS LAB creations! Send your friends on over to my ever creeping, oozing, GROWING site of MAD experiments gone HORRIBLY WRONG!!..they'll never forgive--er--forget you for it MAD DAN PROMISES!!..HAAHHAHAA!!! |
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| Please email me directly for all ordering info: [email protected] |