This is my opinion on how these 'talks' should go.
Mom: Julie, did you leave the tooth paste lid off again?
Julie: No, it was Jeff, but mom, wouldn't it be so much easier to just buy 4 bottles of tooth paste?
Mom: Are you crazy!? We can't afford to buy 3 more bottles of tooth paste! Don't you know the economy is in shambles? I can't believe you'd be so selfish!
Dad: Honey, don't you think we could stretch just a little? We have bought the kids nothing in 2 years, oh wait, a year and 3/4. Big difference.
Jeff: You could buy us some clothes. Me and Julie still have pokemon shirts. Don't you know Yugioh is all the rage?
Mom: If we bought you one more shirt each we would be almost 40.00 dollars under montly wages!
Julie: And that's exactly why we should get new shirts. It's only forty dollars! Plus the mowing season is back and Jeff gets 4O.OO dollars for every yard he mows. If he mowed ten yards we'd be in hundredaire estates! That's a month's worth of living down at the trailor park hotels!
Jeff: I could mow 5 lawns a day! That's 200.00 dollars a day! That's more than mom gets paid. Our wages would be doubled if Julie did something.
Julie: What could I do? I don't have much talent at anything.
Dad: You could sing.
Jeff, Dad, Mom: She can talk she can talk she can talk she can talk!
Julie: And I can Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg!!!!!!!
Family except Julie: Dr. Saus Dr. Saus Dr. Saus Dr. Saus Dr. Saus!
All: Dr. Saus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 months later
Host: On this addition of cribs......... and Julie's suave mansion!.....
Julie: Now we have 18 bottles of tooth paste!
That's how 'talks' should be. Now that's all folks! Over and out.
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