The moral of Today's picture is that if you like Sean Paul, screw you. There's actually another meaning behind this picture. If you like Sean Paul, the rapper, or raper, a hole will be screwed through you're heart with a giant screwdriver made just for killing fans of crappy music.
Sean Paul's first big mistake: Never learning to sing. He can't sing at all. They say he is in the category of hip-hop, but he belongs in Country music where nobody can sing. No, wait, that's where people that can sing but are just bland and often boring to listen to. All male country singers have the same boring voice, which is better then hip-hop because that group of "musicians" can't sing. Lil' Kim's voice is so scrathy that it's painful to listen to. People that are in between rap and hip-hop like Jay-z just sing songs that don't really have notes. Like 50 cent, Snoop Dog, and many others that group of "musicians" doesn't have talent. 50 cent didn't start out half bad, but now he's just making any song that has a refrain a single. There's "I've Got the Magic Stick," "P.I.M.P., (which doesn't say what pimp stands for)" "In 'Da' Club", and "Wangsta." By now he's probably put three more singles out.
Sean Paul's second big mistake: Acting cool. He doesn't deserve anything that he has. And he really, REALLY, doesn't deserve to be considered "cool". By my standards he's only 0.2% cool out of 100%. I don't know why he could get a record label or anything, especially the honor of being called cool. He can save that spot for people like me and my cool cousins. Nick, Erin, and Austin (I guess) are the cool cousins. Oh yeah, I guess Jenny could be cool. Coolness runs in the latest generation of my family. |
