| The Standings Of Personality Thingys |
| The first two important things are spite and laziness. I'm not sure about the rest right now, so I'll just do those two. You must always be spiteful. When your not being spiteful you need to be lazy. Always be spiteful when playing a videogame, sport, or any other activity. If you're just sitting around, being lazy, stay that way. I'm lazy, and look where I am now. If I want something done, I'll make someone else do it for me. I just sit in one place for a while. I do have the longest attention span of all my friends (except one possibly). Right now you may be thinking "This isn't helping me to become more spiteful and lazy, I need a 'tell how.'" If you're thinking that, 1. tough luck, I'm too lazy to tell how. And 2. It's not very lazy for you to be thinking, so don't as often as possible. Thinking takes to much energy. And oh yes, this is my philosophy: Another hour of sleeping is another hour of not thinking. Except for the subconcious thoughts that make dreams, sleeping is the way to go! The ups of sleeping are: You grow more, you heal better, your hair grows longer, and all the while, you get to not have to think. I made this site in spite and lazy's name, and that's what I'll continue to do! I'll try to think of the third most important trait. But it's just too hard because what more could you need aside from spite and laziness. I just tried to pet my cat from my computer chair. She's oh, say, 3 feet away. I reached out my arm, but couldn't get to her. So, me being my lazy self, and not having the need to be spiteful, stopped after one attempt. Like the drowning man, I could feel for her, but I couldn't reach. That said, this is getting possibly long enough to quit. I do have standards. People thought I was stupid because I had to think up this entire article, and website, to them, my spiteful side speaks up "screw you." OAO P.S. Congrats to myself for the best ending yet. |