Reason 2. I'd get the respect that I've wanted for so long. Just because I only run as fast as I think I need to doesn't mean I'm slow. It means I'm not one to go all out every time I have a footrace. I personally don't like races because that kind of competition doesn't bring out my competitive spirit. If I run fast enough to win most races my thighs will begin to hurt. You'll be able to tell if my thighs hurt if I'm messaging (correct me if I spelled that wrong) my upper leg. When I run as fast as I can, which I have never done before, I expect I will either have a breakdown of the body or will block out all senses to concentrate on that one moment of my life, with out senses I won't be able to feel, thus only feeling the greatness of winning. Now that I've got the topic of me being slow out of the way, I'll get to the actual point. People who knew you were an anime star would say ''hey, he's the guy that has a cross for a gun'' or ''look at him, he's the undefeatable samurai, better do what he tells us.''
Reason 3. I'd clash together all anime that is cool and makes sense. If I did that, it wouldn't matter if I died because I'd be wished back by the dragon balls, or cheat King Yama into putting me back on Earth (not that I like it here). And if some giant man energy proccessing robot tried to attack me I'd do one of the following. A. Use my extra cool trigun cross deely to shoot a rocket at the little turd. B. Use my japanese samurai sword to chop it's limbs off. Or C. Use my kamahameha technique to blow it into smithereens. Yes, that's all but reality.
Reason 4. The wardrobe. Yes, I to have to wear clothes in fashion too. In real life I wear mainly Adidas clothes. Mainly cause of the 3 stripes and 3 is the second best number behind 6. If a real company came up with a way to put six stripes on shoes, hats, etc. I'd where those clothes. By real company I don't mean some ghetto Wal-mart or Target. I'm talking premiere retailors. I'd get all the cool anime wear like assasin clothes and samurai outfits. And I'd also have to have actual swords and guns because fakes aren't fun. I'd have an outfit like Kenshin's and look exactly like one of my characters in one of my comics. laladodeedodaadayydoolaladodeeladadoodeedoooodooooladodeedoolalalaladoodeeee. How's that for a song. If you get the notes to the la's and stuff it'll sound like yankee doodle. I don't know why I made that but I'm bored of this article. It's not critical of anything. I'll close with this. Cowboy Bebop was the only thing that made smoking remotely cool.