It was July 13, 2003 and I was waiting for Jenny to get off the computer. She had been on for about half an hour after I had told her to let me on. I had got to the point of drawing comics that I was bored and started drawing them crappily. Jenny was finishing up something but when she says "I'm finishing up" she means she's half done. I, desperate for entertainment, searched the room for something to pass the time. My dreaded solution: An article in Seventeen magazine. It was the "back to school" issue which made it even worse. But the magazine was opened on the article '60 Things I Want To Do Before I Turn 30, by Mandy Moore'. I read some of it then realized that it was stupid, but Jenny wasn't done yet so I read on. I came to number 58 and it was 'Learn A Different Religion' or something. I read on and it said "I think it's hypocritical to think that your religion is right when you don't know what the others are like." Hey whore, why don't you try getting a college degree! Oh, wait, that was one of the 60 things. What else are you gonna put on 60 things. It's not like she hasn't done anything else. She's a movie star. Anyways, I know what hypocritcal is, and it's not "to think your right when the one your for is the only you know." To be hypocritical would be to say, a website maker sucks even though you use it. That's a bad example. Oh crap, that's me. A hypocrit. Oh well. Isn't everyone? Oh yeah, number 4 was 'to cuss someone out' although she did her fair share of cussing on Punk'd. God forbid me likeing something on MTV ever again.
people realized Mandy Moore was a stupid hag after reading this |
