Honesty is Dead
Written by: Steve Coleman and Daniel Stone
Tall black suits and your lemon twists.
Big top hats and you never shaved.
Never carried change, but 50 cents.
Would have died young but you were President.

C*- Honest Abe, Honest Abe, Honest Abe

You had big shoes but little feet,
a mole on your face that was plain to see.
Took lots of tries but they didn't take,
you got mad cow drinking from a lake.

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Your wife was tall and your sister too,
just couldn't tell who was who.
Your face is on every cent,
cause you spent all your time at the mint.

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**We met him at the general store,
there he was sweeping the floor.
And then he told me just what to do,
He said, "Put 50 cents in that shoe!" **

We love Honest Abe, We love Honest Abe,
We love Honest Abe, Too bad he's dead...

He would've been a great cowboy.
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