But for me I'll be forever this way.
I'm big boned, pudgy, and stout,
I always have something in my mouth.
--Chorus--
Fat kids can't fly,
I understand so why can't I?
Fat kids and pie,
they go together like you and I.
Fast food, they own me.
I only have one unclogged artery.
At night I dream of cole slaw,
and cold cuts smothered in tarter sauce.
Chorus
Today I'll run real far,
and finally leave my car.
no more fat jokes,
Just leave me alone.
Finally I'll be free,
No more Boy-R-Dee
No more super size,
no more greasy fries.
Treaver... you used to be a fat kid too.
Don't lie to me... Be free.
