Hey little alien

stop fuckin' my wife

If you wanna fuck her you must pay

No, I can't accept your credit cards

Go take the money or you'll be in trouble

The alien looked at me with its 14 eyes

Took his ray-gun and started to shoot... trying to kill me

It was terrible... I was really, really scared...

Please calm down alien, I'm a poor farmer

Ok alien, you can keep fuckin' my wife

But please don't be too rude

She's quite old

She's almost 83

Her bones are fragile like eggs, eggs, eggs

The alien seemed to completely ignore me

He started to beat my wife while she was screaming...

... screaming really loud... I could do nothing, nothing, nothing

Please calm down alien, I'm a poor farmer

Thank you alien friend for killing my wife

She was a real pain in the ass

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