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| Sentry Removal: Lesson One Basic Techniques |
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| Penguins clad in showre caps and Holiday Inn bath towels are very often encountered posted as sentries. After making a slow, stealthy approach, one should spring forward, grabbing the Penguin around its middle, reaching up under the chin with the knife, and using the spine serrations to slit the penguins throat, before it can scream, or shout a warning. |
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| Another Penguin Removal Technique, same as before, except in this method, the knife is driven into the side of the neck, severing, masticating, and mutilating the Jugular, The Wind-pipe, and The Voice-box. Screaming or Shouting, is thus prevented, and death will come within a matter of seconds. | ||||||||
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| Because of their naturally very excellent hearing, Rabbits are often used as sentries. Extra care must be taken in sneaking up on these large eared creatures, as the slightest sound can alert them to you, and ruin an entire operation. Spring upon the Rabbit in the same manner as upon the penguin, and plunge the knife deep into its throat, from the side, for maximum silencing and killing efficiency. |
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| When eliminating Rabbits, it is possible to come in over-hand, and it is sometimes necessary due to natural protection from the ears, blade enters at the base of the skull. Just be careful not to hit your own arm. Approach is the same as before. | ||||||||
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| When encountering a Monkey, in a sentry position, the approach is the same as with all before mentioned attacks. The knife is stabbed into the neck, at the base of the skull. This forces the monkeys head down onto your arm, silencing it from out-cry, until it is dead. Next: Advanced Techniques |
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