Liability disclaimer.

Liability disclaimer.

If you are reading this disclaimer and legally binding document you have decided to take a journey in ether my Renault 19 or Fiesta.

By signing this document in the agreed space below you are agreeing to the following terms below.
 

• If you suffer injuries in my vehicle be it as a result of my driving you agree not to pursue any financial claim against myself or my insurers.
• If you suffer flashbacks, nausea, sickness or any psychological trauma be it as a result of my driving you agree not to pursue any financial claim against myself or my insurers.
• If you suffer paralysis or loss of limb or any bodily function in my vehicle be it as a result of my driving you agree not to pursue any financial claim against my insurers or myself.
• If you are unable to ever drive again or suffer loss of earnings due to trauma suffered as a result of my driving you agree not to pursue any financial claim against my insurers or myself.
• If you do happen to leave this ethereal plain and suffer eternal damnation in hell as a result of my driving you agree not to pursue any financial claim against my insurers or myself.
• If your testicles climb back into your body cavity and never emerge again as a result of my driving you agree not to pursue any financial claim against my insurers or myself.
• If I stain the upholstery with blood, vomit or other bodily fluids I agree to pay for all cleaning costs.

By signing this declaration I hereby agree to the above statements and conditions.

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