Misc Quotes!!
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04-05:
Liz: So is our test Monday like the one today?
Mr. Seybold: It's identical, except I'm going to ask you different questions.
Lexa: What is the American dream, anyway?
Lauren: Oh you know, Capitalism, Facism, Communism, McCartheyism...
"I know someone who was in an accident and got out of being sued because the other person didn't speak English...or have insurance....or have a license plate." ~ Mr. Taylor
"I have jack shit...in fact, I don't even have Jack!"
"Can you imagine in the old days, trying to hang someone with a rubber band?" ~ Mr. Taylor
Bram: Your diagram is horrible.
Lexa: Your MOM is horrible.
Bram: Well she was pretty good last...oh wait no!
Dan: ...dumb asian kid.
Cong looks up
"Well my BS comes out slower than yours." ~ Nena
Cong: Yeah it's the sum of all...crap.
Ben: Isn't that a movie?
Bram: Oh come on, what are you gonna lose by knowing integration?
Cong: Not your virginity.
Mrs. Klaver: ...logos, ethos and pathos.
Kristi: Aren't those the three musketeers?
Lexa: We're screwed up the ass...up and OUT the ass.
Nena: And around the corner?
written conversation:
Lexa: Say something funny.
Katie: What kind of socks are you wearing? I miss you!
Katie: Oh wait, I didn't see the "say something funny" part.
"If it walks like a logarithm, quacks like a logarithm, and poops like a logarithm, it's a logarithm." ~ Mr. Seybold
Ms. Klaver: If you have a river signifying "good", than you've got to have land, signifying-
Mike: Oppression!
Bram: Is the moon going to crash into the Earth?
Mr. Taylor: Yes, yes it is.
"Make love to your graphing calculators." ~ Mr. Seybold
"You turned on the off button." ~ Catherine
"Science likes asking pointless questions." ~ Mr. Taylor
Grace: Gha I need to stop talking, someone else talk please.
Phil: I date sluts.
written conversation:
Lexa: your MOM
Bram: was HOT in BED, LAST NIGHT, when I had SEX with her
Bram: SEX! SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
Lexa: ...
Lexa: you had sex with your mom?
Bram: DAMNIT!!!!!!!
"Will, untie your head." ~ Mme. K
"The employees are very congealed." ~ Mr. Taylor
Lexa: So you guys got any good local music here?
Kyle: Naw...they're all punk bands anyway.
Kyle's Friend: No they're not.
Kyle: Yes they are. Name one band that isn't.
Kyle's Friend: names a band
Kyle: Punk.
Kyle's Friend: Okay...names another band
Kyle: Punk.
Kyle's Friend: Yeah, you're right. What about names a band
Kyle: Punk.
Kyle's Friend: No they're not!
Kyle: Well they would be if they wrote their own music.
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03-04:
Nena
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"Spelunking?!"
"Simon and Garfundel were promiscuous! 'Making love with Ceceilia...'" *does little dance*
"DON'T MOVE."
"That's French skill right there: oui!"
Lexa: Did you sleep with that woman?
Nena: No no! Well, yes, but I thought she was a man!
"You were quiet all of a sudden." (What makes this funny is that she said this to me on the Day of Silence...I hadn't spoken all day...)
"HE'S THE HIPPEST OF THE HIP! HE'S THE KING OF HIP! HE'S..........BOB DYLAN!!!!!"
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Mme. J
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"...I was sitting in my classroom thinking about mating..."
"Yes, you can make a fish."
"Do you enjoy annoying the crap out of people? Excuse my French."
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Others
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"I'm gonna dial you!" ~ Rory
"I'm screwed." ~ Everyone and Anyone in AP Chem
"...and so he started shagging those flies." ~ Mrs. Guire
"Smells like...brown sugar." ~ Guy in lab
"Alexa! You're sitting on my happiness!" ~ Brian
Be nice to animals. Hug a hockey player.
"The television broke its feet. And you?" ~ French worksheet
"We're setting nuts on fire and my partner isn't here today?!" ~ Dave
"Gifted kids are horney." ~ Ellie
"You need to think about where you're putting your body parts." ~ Ms. Fox
"When I'm perpendicular to the gap, I stoke like this until the gap disappears." ~ Mr. Lutz
"Lunch me!" ~ Garrett
"Today in lab we're doing the ball and stick model." ~ Mrs. Wise
"Oh dizzle!" ~ Some guy in Liz's acting class
"It's one thing to dress up for gender-swap day. It's another to enjoy it." ~ Ms. Baublis
"Orpen the apple." ~ Jeanette
"So you're saying that Satan and Jesus were lovers?!" ~ someone questioning Liam on this theory
"Thirsy? Dollar bills!" ~ vending machine
"Yo momma!" ~ Mme. K
"I hate this ghetto overhead." ~ Mrs. Wise
"...orgiastic..." ~ Western Civ movie
"You've got two weeks of drugs and then four weeks of sex." ~ Ms. Baublis
"Hey, there's nothing wrong...with anything...anymore." ~ Simon
"You guys, I figured out the solution to everything. Lexa and I will get married!" ~ Jeanette
Jon M: What would happen if you were to crush Tylenol and snort it?
Ms. Baublis: Well, first you'd be called a stupid head...
Ms. Baublis: Who makes legal drugs?
Kara: Large companies.
Ms. Baublis: Very good. And who makes illegal drugs?
Anna: Smaller companies.
"I can see the headline now: Six sophomore kids discover America." ~ Lee
"Maybe God doesn't like hair. Too swishy." ~ Cameron
"So...if you're smoking pot, is it definite that there are contaminants? ...damn." ~ Clark
Ms. Baublis: I'm feeling cranky today.
Jon: Wear a conductor's hat.
Ms. Baublis: Huh?
Jon: No one can be cranky with a conductor's hat on!
"Pineapples are like potatos, they both grow underground." ~ Eric
Okay, so we've planned a surprised good-bye party for our student teacher in English. She's coming down the hall, and we're turning off the lights and getting ready to jump up and yell "Surprise" and all that fun crap. Suresh is telling us what to do, and checks the hall one more time.
"Okay everybody, here she comes! Turn off the lights, get under your desks, and close your eyes!!"
"All you had was this hand, this hand, and a ho." ~ Ms. Hitchcock
"Je ne sais pas, je suis un anana!" ~ Ricky
"I don't know, I'm a pineapple!"
"How many times do you read in the news about guys dying of exploding penises?" ~ Ms. Baublis
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