Lexa Quotes!!
I usually hate putting quotes by me up, but a couple people talked me into it...
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Time to start the 04-05 school year...
"I was choking on Jesus....no....wait! That came out wrong!!"
"I'm a Messiah whore."
Lexa: Say one truth and one lie about myself? Okay...I have two dogs...and...I live with my grandparents.
Nena: I know you don't live with your granparents, since when did you get another dog?
Lexa: I didn't get....oh...whoops.
Lexa: Do you remember 'Pineapples are brown'?
Liz: Yeah.
Lexa: Well they are.
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03-04:
"Mmmm...Cakey."
"Brains don't have good orgasms."
"Ooga booga."
"The guy who doesn't play hockey but should play hockey smells nice.
"I'm the other kind of gifted."
"Big open spaces: my anti-drug."
"Corners! They're everywhere!"
"Tra-la-la, I'm a gay little toad!"
Lexa: What should i do?
Ellie: Have sex.
Lexa: Oh, I love my math teacher.
"I like squishy better than hard. Squishy is more fun!"
"It's like sex in a box! Only without the box!"
*creates a banana*
Lexa: The chick in that one was Sex in a Box's sister.
Liz: Which one?
Lexa: The original.
"That cracks the mup."
"SOCKSUCKER!!"
Liz: It's been a long time.
Lexa: We do?
"When I get bored I take off my pants."
"Her shoelaces are making me hungry."
"Only ten dollars?! Why, with ten dollars, you can make ten collect phone calls!!"
Liz: Storms are fun, unless you get struck by lightning.
Lexa: Yeah, me too.
(To a friend who's about to go to prom.) "Okay, remember, don't do drugs, and use protection!"
Liz: He's a dud!
Lexa: Does that mean he's sterile or can't get an erection?
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